May 9, 2008

Holy.Goat! There.Are.Additional.Hilton.Children


Thankfully, someone thought to mug at least one of them at knifepoint.

As if Paris and Nicky weren’t enough Hilton spawn for one planet, it turns out there are two other Hilton chidren, younger brothers Barron and Conrad, neither of whom are legally allowed to be in drinking establishments. I’ve actually been peripherally aware of the existence of these two for awhile, but, in the shadow of Paris and Nicky, it’s almost like they can’t possibly be real. Like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s older brother and younger sister; these people can’t actually exist. Until, you know, they get mugged at knifepoint.

WHILE PARIS Hilton was sneaking into prison in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Monday morning, her younger brother, Barron, was getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station.

Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be 18, had shown up earlier at Stereo on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club,” said an eyewitness.

“They were waiting outside Stereo. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.

“An hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group, and they all got out. One had a knife and was trying to get money out of the kids.

“One guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife. The attackers didn’t get any money,” said the witness.

“Eventually Barron and his friends all piled into a cab.” The insider added that the guards recognized Barron because “he tries to get into Stereo all the time.”

Ha. Clearly he’s trying to follow in his sisters’ footsteps. I can’t wait.

4 comments:

Persistent Cat said...

My God, she looks more plastic than usual. I hate when the face is white and the body is tanned. Or orange, whatever.

ms.angel said...

she looks indistinguishable from her wax statue at madame tussaud’s. creepy!

that’s really nice of those security guards for saving him. and it sounds like they did it because they recognized him from stereo, not because they knew he was a hilton. shouldn’t they get some kind of reward or something? and shouldn’t his parents not let him hang out on the street at 4am with a great big “mug me” sign on?

Feed-Dah said...

I can not believe people like Paris Hilton.What did she ever do to earn the word celeb?She must just say thank you crandpa Conrad.If her last name was something like Burrows,she would never been a celeb.Charlize Theron.Now Paris thats Hot,but your NOT!

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