May 10, 2008

Drama.Selamba 50cents




Yahoo and Google Announced Their TOP Searched KEYWORDS

Yahoo!'s


1. Britney Spears

2. WWE

3. Paris Hilton

4. Naruto

5. Beyonce

6. Lindsay Lohan

7. Rune Scape

8. Fantasy Football

9. Fergie

10. Jessica Alba

Google's:


1. iphone

2. webkinz

3. tmz

4. transformers

5. youtube

6. club penguin

7. myspace

8. heroes

9. facebook

10. anna nicole smith


How.To.Make.Seafood Cheese Baby Burgers

Baby Burgers with Seafood Cheese Filling
(Makes four 2-burger servings)
1 lb ground beef
1 8 oz container Salads of the Sea Seafood Cheese Spread
8 mini hamburger buns (or Hawaiian rolls) Sliced tomato
Sliced onion
Lettuce or baby greens
8 slices cheddar cheese

Form ground beef into eight 2-oz patties. Then use your finger to “dig” a hole in the center of each patty, and stuff each with one teaspoon of seafood cheese spread. Reshape beef to close up each hole before grilling burgers to desired temperature. As the burgers cook, assemble cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on each mini bun. Finally, place a cooked patty on top of each prepared bun, and enjoy.

Jobless Jack Ass Action

Ever hear the lame expression meant to show humility: "I put my pants on same as you, one leg at a time"? Apparently these guys did, and decided screw that, we're better than the rest of you. Even though they are obviously jobless and have nothing better to do than spend hours sitting around, thinking up new and creative ways to put their pants on two legs at a time, to show the rest of us. (We can only hope a couple of them suffered ball-threatening zipper injuries during rehearsal.)

The only redeeming value I can see for having this skill is for when you're jumping out some
chick's window naked, after her husband comes
home early.

Jack Ass ....!

Ixoye's Diary (Page 2)




Venue: Bilik Ka Dinah
Date: 10/3/2006
Waktu: 4ptg

Diary,

hari ani me dalam bilik ka dinah pasal bilik me ada nene me tidur...ia dtg dari tutong...diary, baby dalam parut me kan masuk 2 bulan udah..cana kan nie? tadi me ada bagitau tampat Jiah masalah me tapi ia nda dpt tolong sal ia pun nda tau apa tentang benda ani...me call hadi tadi, ia cakap ia kan kehutan 2 minggu...ish! lama dah nda jumpa hadi..hopefully hadi inda berubah hati arah me..afterall baby ani hadi punya...hadi inda tau me ada baby ani, takut me kan gtau krg ia tglkan me..me tanya ia napa jauhkan diri dari me kali ia ckp ia busy keraja...org cakap kalau org preganant mutah2..me alum plg mutah2...esuk bday Kilah, nda tau apakan dibagi, kwn ku sorang atu selalu ja busy sama bf..ish! diary, krg mlm me mau kepantai lagi..kalau dipantai saja utak ani tenang mun dirumah ani bah, ngalih dgr mama ani bising2...nda ku paham! diary, bedosa kah kalau me gugurkan ja baby ani? tapi me nda smpai hati..Allah maafkan dosa2 ku..aku tau aku telah banyak berdosa namun berikan aku sedetik ketenangan agar aku boleh buat keputusan utk hidup ku ani...Ya Allah...cana kan nie..nanggis ku pun nda beguna :( lelah me eh...

Jack Ass Gossips' Babes


Natasza


Amal Akky


Bebe Betty