How to tell time with the Tix LED Clock:
The first block is the tens place of the hour. The second is the ones place for the hour. The third and fourth block, are likewise for the minute. Simply count the number of illuminated lights and amazingly enough it's that simple to tell the time of day with the LED clock. The pictured time is 5:04.

Rest your hands on these mousemats and you'll be told exactly what your touch is like!

ha ha ha...luckily there were no security department or salesperson around..jackass! ;-D

I'm thinking that this little girl's parents meant to name her Portia instead of Porsche -
and I'm hoping her brother's name isn't Audi.

Winner goes out to: Betty (white t-shirt) haha!

According to the Daily Mail, Emmanuel Adebayor has threatened to throw Arsenal into full-blown crisis by following Mathieu Flamini and Alexander Hleb out the door unless they make him into one of the Premier League's top earners.

Arsene Wenger's best laid plans are in ruins after Flamini and Hleb have opted to leave for different sides of the Milan divide, and now the Gunners' top scorer from last season is allegedly demanding £80,000 a week to stay at the club.

Flamini has joined Milan on a Bosman, while Helb is expected to join Inter in the coming two weeks after turning Arsenal's contract offer down.

Adebayor, 24, is currently on £35,000 a week from a contract he signed last summer, but word is that he and his agent are looking to exploit the club's desperation as well as the fact that Barcelona and AC Milan have been hovering over him for some time.

This would contradict recent quotes attributed to him, however, in which he declared that he is staying at the Emirates and eager to continue improving in the hopes of truly establishing himself as one of the best strikers in the world.

The report claims that he is looking to stay put, but only if the club put him at par with best paid players in the league.

It should also be pointed out that is is still not certain that Alexander Hleb is leaving the club. The Belarus star's agent has claimed that he has informed Arsenal that his client is planning to leave the club, but unless Arsenal agree to the sale he will be forced to try to activate a buyout option (known as the Webster Clause).

RESTRAINING ORDERS are just another way OF SAYING I LOVE YOU

I maybe Rapist but at least I Recycle

I Support SINGLE MUMS

IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS

look at my chest when im talking to you!

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