Ani kan kira aku burenk bah ni dirumah, nada client datang minta mekap. Masa atu ku liat Amal tengah-tengah main rockband sorang-sorang tapi macam lului bah bunyi game ah, buntu utak ku tarus so dengan selambanya ku cakap arah amal,

"Mal, aku bosan dengan sikap mu...(kira sambil menyanyi lagu c Akim-Bosan..) cuba deh mal tutup game ah, kastah main mekap tani..."

Amal dengan inda pemalunya pun iski pasal kan kana mekap... Dipendekkan cerita, iatah ni mekap c-Amal ah..

** Kalau mulut dah ada tanda pangkah maknanya, "Jangan tah kau becakap eh, bebau patai basah mulut mu"

** Ani bah pesen C-Amal macam ani kira ia kiut lah tu ah, jangan kau luan-luan memasang kiut atu mal, mun rasanya mata atu tebabar...

** Ani lagi satu Peace sign yang sungguh aku nda paham...kebanyakkan ni binibni seluruh dunia (wahhworld speach lah ni ah) asal ja begambar mesti ada sign ani, asal aja sign ani mesti begambar..boh apaan! Kira nada gaya lagi lah tu buat gaya ala-ala Jipun kiut..nyeh! (Not!!)

PS/ Apa-apa pun mata mu tetap tebabar mal hahahah!

There was a krunked kollection of Kardashians out for New Year's Eve last week.

The entire klan gathered at Pure night club in Las Vegas, as Kim Kardashian was joined by boyfriend Reggie Bush, sister Khloe Kardashian, Khloe's new boyfriend Rashad McCants and others.

Here's a shot of Kim and Reggie getting kozy before the ball dropped:

There was a krunked kollection of Kardashians out for New Year's Eve last week.

The entire klan gathered at Pure night club in Las Vegas, as Kim Kardashian was joined by boyfriend Reggie Bush, sister Khloe Kardashian, Khloe's new boyfriend Rashad McCants and others.

Here's a shot of Kim and Reggie getting kozy before the ball dropped:

The entire family, Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner included, got a bit krazy on the dance floor as the evening progressed.

If you're already in here, well, okay













Love hurts...

















Leave it to professionals only





















Go as you wish, come as you like...













Use me, Abuse me...














Graduals can sneak up on you, too...

Hey, remember Grey’s Anatomy? That show with the doctors and Patrick Dempsey and that one anorexic chick who looks about 30 years to old to be an intern? I guess it’s still on TV, it’s just that nobody’s watching it.

Grey’s audience was down 23% this year, and it dropped out of the top 10. The season finale last week averaged 14.8 million viewers, an all-time low for the series. Granted, these are still HUGE numbers (for comparison, Gossip Girl only averages 2.2 million viewers) , but they’re nothing compared to where the show used to be.

Why did you guys stop watching Grey’s?

Lindsay walked the red carpet solo at the Dolce and Gabbana party at Cannes.

Well, I suppose she did bring her legs. Do those things have their own table? Man. A skirt that short makes it tricky to tape your flask to your inner thigh. But I suppose there’s still plenty of room in there for a couple of baggies of cocaine.

I was really hoping she’d show up hand-in-hand with Samantha. Oh well. Maybe next time.

Oh, and she was also wearing a ring on her ring finger. It doesn’t look much like an engagement ring to me, but I suppose it’s my duty to bring it to you. Heh heh. I said doody.

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And in these new pictures it doesn’t look like the Hollywood star cares what anybody thinks about her increasingly close friendship with SAMANTHA RONSON.

The snaps - taken at P DIDDY'S exclusive yacht party - will certainly add fuel to the fire of Internet bloggers who claim the pair are lesbian lovers.

In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am.

Hand in hand ... stars

A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds.

“And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other.

“If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

Rumours that Lindsay and Samantha – little sister of MARK RONSON – were lovers started last year.

Leaked messages from lesbian Sam’s MySpace showed the Mean Girls actress liked to call herself Lindsay Ronson.

It's also claimed Lindz wrote her a message saying: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die.

“I want to marry you and have children with you.”

However last week Lindsay’s mum and sister firmly denied she fancied girls.

Launching their new reality TV show, DINA said: “Samantha's an amazing girl.

“They're best friends. They're just friends.

"It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt... but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."

In Samantha Ronson’s right hand: a pack of Marlboro Reds.

In Samantha Ronson’s left hand: Lindsay Lohan’s hand.

At a party on Diddy’s yacht in Cannes.

They are honestly so cute together. I really find myself rooting for these two. Lindsay just seems so happy when she’s around Samantha.

I love how, in her latest quote to make the Internet rounds, Kirsten Dunst not only admits to using drugs and recommends that the whole world use drugs, but also totally calls out Carl Sagan on his drug use. Like, really, Kirsten? That’s how we’re going to justify our drug use? By throwing a dead, world-renowned astronomer under the bus? She must have been high. Here’s the quote:

“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside.”

Either that or she never knows when she’ll need pepper flakes.

P/S: No wonder ...No wonder....

This year’s American Idol finale was watched by more viewer’s than last year’s Jordin Sparks vs. that beatbox kid finale- at least, the last five minutes of the broadcast. In what many are calling an upset victory, former bartender and crossword puzzle enthusiast David Cook beat the odds-on favorite David Archuleta for the crown.

More than 40 million people tuned into to watch the results of the David vs. David battle on American Idol Wednesday night.

The rest of the two-hour show saw an audience of 31.6 million.

(This year’s finale also beat 2007’s Jordin Sparks vs. Blake Lewis showdown, which 30 million turned in to watch.)

In a surprise victory, rocker David Cook beat baby-faced David Archuleta for the title — despite Simon Cowell predicting it would go the other way.

But Archuleta told Usmagazine.com after the show that he “was pretty sure Cook was going to win anyway!”

“You know, he’s such a great guy,” Archuleta, 17, added. “I’m so glad that people really appreciate what he’d been doing because he put a lot of work into this.”

After Wednesday night’s teary announcement that Cook had won (watch the video here), the Missouri native was at a loss for words.

“This is amazing — thank you!” he said.

[From Us Weekly]

Archuleta was heavily touted and featured prominently by the show’s producers and editors from his very first audition. Many felt he was the judges’ “Chosen one,” and that the competition was kind of pointless, since he was such a shoo-in. But the voters proved the producers and the judges wrong - David Cook won by 12 million votes. Not since Carrie Underwood's victory has there been such a landslide. Archuleta gave his best performances on the Tuesday night broadcast, making it clear that he was in it to win- but in the end it was David Cook’s rocker edge and ability to mix up the arrangements on some very popular songs that gave him the win. Archuleta was gracious, however, to his rival.

David Archuleta says he wasn’t shocked when his name wasn’t called on Wednesday’s American Idol finale.

“Oh, I was pretty sure Cook was going to win anyway!” he told Usmagazine.com after the show. “You know, he’s such a great guy. I’m so glad that people really appreciate what he’d been doing because he put a lot of work into this.

“He’s been my role model,” Archuleta added. “Just a great person to look up to. He’s been my big brother through this.”

After Cook won, “I just said I’m so proud of him, that he’d earned it,” Archuleta said.

What did Cook say to him?

“He just said, ‘I love you,’” Archuleta said.

Awww. Ain’t that sweet? As for Archuleta’s stage dad from hell, David said his father was proud of him. Because if he didn’t he would probably be locked in the basement until the American Idol tour starts.

Archuleta also said his father, Jeff — who has been portrayed by some media outlets as a demanding stage dad — was pleased with his second place finish.

“My dad just let me know he’s so proud of me,” he said. “He’s really happy too.

“He was just always there to remind me what music meant, the real depth to music and what it does to reach people’s lives,” he added. “And my whole family has helped me stay who I am, helped me not change through this.”

Archuleta - who will perform in the Idol tour this summer - said he thanks “all the fans who helped me make it this far. I didn’t think I’d even make it past the first round! This has been such a blessing.”

All in all, I’m glad it’s over. There were a few spectacular train wreck performances (mostly by Paula Abdul), and some clearly talented contestants, in addition to the final two, including Syesha Mercado, the third place finalist, and the oft-bashed but supremely talented Carly Smithson. But don’t expect me to buy tickets to the concert. That’s where I draw the line, people