May 26, 2008

Where's Samantha?

Lindsay walked the red carpet solo at the Dolce and Gabbana party at Cannes.

Well, I suppose she did bring her legs. Do those things have their own table? Man. A skirt that short makes it tricky to tape your flask to your inner thigh. But I suppose there’s still plenty of room in there for a couple of baggies of cocaine.

I was really hoping she’d show up hand-in-hand with Samantha. Oh well. Maybe next time.

Oh, and she was also wearing a ring on her ring finger. It doesn’t look much like an engagement ring to me, but I suppose it’s my duty to bring it to you. Heh heh. I said doody.


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