May 6, 2008

Incognito Glasses

Are you looking to disappear? Perhaps you’ve worked up massive debts with a local gangster, or accidentally witnessed a brutal Mafia slaying? Well now there’s no need to hide with these simple Incognito GlassesTM. Whether you’re at home, in the office, out grocery shopping or feeding the ducks in the park, no one will ever recognise you again.

While at work:

While blind date:

and even to cover ugly face:

The detail.

Available for just B$4.99 plus postage and packaging, these superb glasses are hand-crafted from 100% cardboard and come complete with a full disclaimer. Only available in black. One size fits all. Sorry, no refunds.