This is mad cute! macam kalau I ada ani kan I akan masak air panas tiap-tiap jam (ceeah! kira menipu lah jua) haha...cute wah! suka I lihat...*sambil melihat ketel ani inda bertutup mata* macam nanti kalau I terlihat lembu gerenti I ingin buat ia jadi ketel..ceeah! kira menipu lah jua huhu...

Bab ni I suka. Ada before and after makeup lah pulak...Time ni I suka-suka mekap c-Amal dengan mekap ala-ala jadi goddess kebun...siapa cakap jadi tukang kebun inda buleh lawa? haha! iatah ku buat mekap yang diilhamkan untuk pekerja kebun (lerr..gerenti lapas ani Amal mental tahap gajah beranak ni arah I) hahahha! lantak! Amal marah dibagi mekap mukanya diam ia tu huhu! secrets reveal! :P Siapa-siapa kan minta mekap ala-ala selipar jipun pun bulih jua...hahaha...ceeah!

Masa ani kan durang ani kira belagak kan jadi pemain band yang bertauliah lah tapi macam nada sijil musik sorang-sorang main. Sorang musik lari kelaut, sorang nyanyi lari kedarat, sorang drum lari setempat...huhu! sajer ja I kan mengritik ani walaupun mcm okay durang main tapi malas lah I muji, biar tia dihina dimaki hamun suapaya I kira nampak terrer lah memaki hamun durang catu ceeaah! main bancat! hahahahhah! To orang-orang dalam blog ani, jangan marah ah...*sambil ready2 kana maki hamun balik arah Facebook (add me! :D) LOL! kira membuat iklan sampingan lah I dulu tu ah..

I cerita dulu lah ah kenapa kaka UMi kena makeover...first of all, ka Umi ni jenis yang lasak...she's an ex police woman and pencen lah...ia nie suka bergaya but paling malas kan bergaya (aiyoo..lady cannot like that one...dont have to put heavy makeup but with good appearance can make you sexy lor....) kaka Umi ada 5 anak, the eldet umur 20 years old...yes! you read it right..haha! so shes like challange me like she cannot become hot or sexy anymore so i like told her like i can make her what she think she can't so i like prove it to her LOL...(berapa banyak "like" lah huhu) anyway, kamu liat lah dari gambar-gambar dibawah. By the way, kaka Umi bukan begambar di studio okay..just dirumah I and pakai iPhone saja mengambar with good room lighting...voila! :)

Masa ni I baru jumpa Zura (my biatch :) after batah dah nda jumpa ia..So happy dapat jumpa ia and melului kan diri kami d au'lait haha..

** Ani kira aku berlagak inda pandai menguyak ayam sama jari lah ah...kira kan jadi org Barat telampau lah aku atu..ceeah! one chicken wing only already like that...ceeah! macam lurus lah jua speking ku atu hahahha...
** Masa I meliat gambar ani kan macam I masih imagine kenapa Zura makan ayam dengan hidung-hidungnya sekali macam atu...adakah ayam atu buat ia catu atau hidungnya buat ayam atu catu..boh! apaaan...Macam I buat muka burenk jua lah kira malas makan ayam pasal luan karas pastu macam sayur untuk perhiasan ayam saja..jadi tah!

** Ani kan gerenti jua hidung C Zura termasuk ayam sudah tu iatah diliatkan macam atu..ish! inda senonoh eh Zur, cuba bah kuntrul sikit keayuan atu cuba liat macam aku... ayu I atu Zur dengan mata-mata I bekenyit-kenyit, didamiti supaya kiut lah tu usul I..hahaha..(gerenti lapas membaca post ani C -Zur nda lagi mau kawan sama I..Zur, I lap you haha!

** Ani Zura nda habis-habis dengan gaya bibir Angelina Jolie nya, awu bah Zur, apa jua bibir I ani mcm pipi jubur mu burung kenari saja, nda seksi manis ja ada...ceeah! ada jua yang mental ni krg membaca hahaha...

**Ani I inda faham...camera boy ani kan mengambil gambar kami? atau pun ekon diatas atu, nda pun gambar poster au'lait atu atau pun kan mengambar tangannya saja? Aaaahhhhh! gerenti jua ia kan mengambar kepala kerusi yang macam kasian usulnya mau nda mau masuk gambar...Arrrggh!! apa-apa pun, I nda nampak arah gambar ani....(rasa kan I delete jua gambar ani..ceeah! kes jeles hahahhah)

**Ani lain ni kejadian anak sorang ani..asal ja bejumpa I gerenti telinga I kan dijilatnya..apa tah dapatnya tu? kanyang pun inda kali ia menjilat ah...ceeah! kira I menipu lah ah supaya cerita lebih dramatic bah hahaha..actually Zura kan kiss I tapi I buat-buat jual mahal, esen-esen mengambil makanan :P

**Gambar ani kami bukan kan mengambar diri kami sendiri ah, kami kan mengambar kepala bini-bini yang arah background ah..gila..lawa wah kepalanya (apaan...) kira I geram lah meliat kepalanya tu inggil-inggil arah gambar ani...ceeah!

** Kami kan masa ni sungguh berlagak hot...macam kami sudah in the zone lah kami hot so kami pun mengambil gambar ala-ala kami hot..ceah! takder makner nyer...

** Sebenarnya kami bukan mengambar diri kami sendiri ah..jangan silap sangka! kami atu kan mengambar pasangan dua sejoli baju hijau sama baju putih atu..mcm rugged wah beg bini-bini atu LV yo! (Kira I buang kes lah ah kan becerita ani...)

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Ani kan kira aku burenk bah ni dirumah, nada client datang minta mekap. Masa atu ku liat Amal tengah-tengah main rockband sorang-sorang tapi macam lului bah bunyi game ah, buntu utak ku tarus so dengan selambanya ku cakap arah amal,

"Mal, aku bosan dengan sikap mu...(kira sambil menyanyi lagu c Akim-Bosan..) cuba deh mal tutup game ah, kastah main mekap tani..."

Amal dengan inda pemalunya pun iski pasal kan kana mekap... Dipendekkan cerita, iatah ni mekap c-Amal ah..

** Kalau mulut dah ada tanda pangkah maknanya, "Jangan tah kau becakap eh, bebau patai basah mulut mu"

** Ani bah pesen C-Amal macam ani kira ia kiut lah tu ah, jangan kau luan-luan memasang kiut atu mal, mun rasanya mata atu tebabar...

** Ani lagi satu Peace sign yang sungguh aku nda paham...kebanyakkan ni binibni seluruh dunia (wahhworld speach lah ni ah) asal ja begambar mesti ada sign ani, asal aja sign ani mesti begambar..boh apaan! Kira nada gaya lagi lah tu buat gaya ala-ala Jipun kiut..nyeh! (Not!!)

PS/ Apa-apa pun mata mu tetap tebabar mal hahahah!

There was a krunked kollection of Kardashians out for New Year's Eve last week.

The entire klan gathered at Pure night club in Las Vegas, as Kim Kardashian was joined by boyfriend Reggie Bush, sister Khloe Kardashian, Khloe's new boyfriend Rashad McCants and others.

Here's a shot of Kim and Reggie getting kozy before the ball dropped:

There was a krunked kollection of Kardashians out for New Year's Eve last week.

The entire klan gathered at Pure night club in Las Vegas, as Kim Kardashian was joined by boyfriend Reggie Bush, sister Khloe Kardashian, Khloe's new boyfriend Rashad McCants and others.

Here's a shot of Kim and Reggie getting kozy before the ball dropped:

The entire family, Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner included, got a bit krazy on the dance floor as the evening progressed.

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Graduals can sneak up on you, too...

Hey, remember Grey’s Anatomy? That show with the doctors and Patrick Dempsey and that one anorexic chick who looks about 30 years to old to be an intern? I guess it’s still on TV, it’s just that nobody’s watching it.

Grey’s audience was down 23% this year, and it dropped out of the top 10. The season finale last week averaged 14.8 million viewers, an all-time low for the series. Granted, these are still HUGE numbers (for comparison, Gossip Girl only averages 2.2 million viewers) , but they’re nothing compared to where the show used to be.

Why did you guys stop watching Grey’s?

Lindsay walked the red carpet solo at the Dolce and Gabbana party at Cannes.

Well, I suppose she did bring her legs. Do those things have their own table? Man. A skirt that short makes it tricky to tape your flask to your inner thigh. But I suppose there’s still plenty of room in there for a couple of baggies of cocaine.

I was really hoping she’d show up hand-in-hand with Samantha. Oh well. Maybe next time.

Oh, and she was also wearing a ring on her ring finger. It doesn’t look much like an engagement ring to me, but I suppose it’s my duty to bring it to you. Heh heh. I said doody.

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