According to the Daily Mail, Emmanuel Adebayor has threatened to throw Arsenal into full-blown crisis by following Mathieu Flamini and Alexander Hleb out the door unless they make him into one of the Premier League's top earners.

Arsene Wenger's best laid plans are in ruins after Flamini and Hleb have opted to leave for different sides of the Milan divide, and now the Gunners' top scorer from last season is allegedly demanding £80,000 a week to stay at the club.

Flamini has joined Milan on a Bosman, while Helb is expected to join Inter in the coming two weeks after turning Arsenal's contract offer down.

Adebayor, 24, is currently on £35,000 a week from a contract he signed last summer, but word is that he and his agent are looking to exploit the club's desperation as well as the fact that Barcelona and AC Milan have been hovering over him for some time.

This would contradict recent quotes attributed to him, however, in which he declared that he is staying at the Emirates and eager to continue improving in the hopes of truly establishing himself as one of the best strikers in the world.

The report claims that he is looking to stay put, but only if the club put him at par with best paid players in the league.

It should also be pointed out that is is still not certain that Alexander Hleb is leaving the club. The Belarus star's agent has claimed that he has informed Arsenal that his client is planning to leave the club, but unless Arsenal agree to the sale he will be forced to try to activate a buyout option (known as the Webster Clause).

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Baby Burgers with Seafood Cheese Filling
(Makes four 2-burger servings)
1 lb ground beef
1 8 oz container Salads of the Sea Seafood Cheese Spread
8 mini hamburger buns (or Hawaiian rolls) Sliced tomato
Sliced onion
Lettuce or baby greens
8 slices cheddar cheese

Form ground beef into eight 2-oz patties. Then use your finger to “dig” a hole in the center of each patty, and stuff each with one teaspoon of seafood cheese spread. Reshape beef to close up each hole before grilling burgers to desired temperature. As the burgers cook, assemble cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on each mini bun. Finally, place a cooked patty on top of each prepared bun, and enjoy.

Ever hear the lame expression meant to show humility: "I put my pants on same as you, one leg at a time"? Apparently these guys did, and decided screw that, we're better than the rest of you. Even though they are obviously jobless and have nothing better to do than spend hours sitting around, thinking up new and creative ways to put their pants on two legs at a time, to show the rest of us. (We can only hope a couple of them suffered ball-threatening zipper injuries during rehearsal.)

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Venue: Bilik Ka Dinah
Date: 10/3/2006
Waktu: 4ptg

Diary,

hari ani me dalam bilik ka dinah pasal bilik me ada nene me tidur...ia dtg dari tutong...diary, baby dalam parut me kan masuk 2 bulan udah..cana kan nie? tadi me ada bagitau tampat Jiah masalah me tapi ia nda dpt tolong sal ia pun nda tau apa tentang benda ani...me call hadi tadi, ia cakap ia kan kehutan 2 minggu...ish! lama dah nda jumpa hadi..hopefully hadi inda berubah hati arah me..afterall baby ani hadi punya...hadi inda tau me ada baby ani, takut me kan gtau krg ia tglkan me..me tanya ia napa jauhkan diri dari me kali ia ckp ia busy keraja...org cakap kalau org preganant mutah2..me alum plg mutah2...esuk bday Kilah, nda tau apakan dibagi, kwn ku sorang atu selalu ja busy sama bf..ish! diary, krg mlm me mau kepantai lagi..kalau dipantai saja utak ani tenang mun dirumah ani bah, ngalih dgr mama ani bising2...nda ku paham! diary, bedosa kah kalau me gugurkan ja baby ani? tapi me nda smpai hati..Allah maafkan dosa2 ku..aku tau aku telah banyak berdosa namun berikan aku sedetik ketenangan agar aku boleh buat keputusan utk hidup ku ani...Ya Allah...cana kan nie..nanggis ku pun nda beguna :( lelah me eh...

Natasza

Amal Akky

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