May 8, 2008

Just.For.Laugh

OFFICER: What is your name?
CANDIDATE: M.P. Sir
OFFICER: Tell me properly
CANDIDATE: Mohan Pal Sir
OFFICER: Your father's name?
CANDIDATE: M.P. Sir
OFFICER: What does that mean?
CANDIDATE: Manmohan Pal Sir
OFFICER: Your native place?
CANDIDATE: M.P. Sir
OFFICER: Is it Madhya Pradesh?
CANDIDATE: No, Mani Pal Sir
OFFICER: What is your qualification?
CANDIDATE: M.P. Sir
OFFICER: (Angrily) What is it?
CANDIDATE: Metric Pass
OFFICER: Why do you need a job?
CANDIDATE: M.P. Sir
OFFICER: And what does that mean?
CANDIDATE: Money problem Sir
OFFICER: Describe your personality.
CANDIDATE: M.P. Sir
OFFICER: Explain yourself clearly.
CANDIDATE: Magnanimous Personality Sir
OFFICER: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now.
CANDIDATE: M.P. Sir?
OFFICER: What is it now?
CANDIDATE: My performance...?
OFFICER: M.P.!!!
CANDIDATE: What is that Sir?
OFFICER: MENTAL PROBLEM!!!


Credit: ScarySoul from friendster.com

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