Does her nose always look that awful?
How could I have missed a thing like that?
I think that’s her new perfume, Covet, she’s holding, but I can’t be sure, as my eyes can only move so far away from her nose before being dragged back by its sheer gravitational pull.
Maybe I should get my computer monitor checked? I mean, is that what her nose has always looked like?
Eww!
0 comments:
Post a Comment