DO NOT PLAY MUSIC
THROUGH YOUR MOBILE
PHONE LOUDSPEAKER.
IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU
COOL. IT MAKES YOU
FUCKING ANNOYING !

Faces that you spot in various inanimate objects.

We all spend thousands of hours in our respective offices, but do we really know every little nook and cranny of them? As part of Wednesday’s jolly japes, Wez has (tee-hee)hidden Frank’s Ripple - with photo clue - somewhere in your office and though we all kind of recognise where the location might be, we can’t for the lives of us find it or pinpoint where it is.

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Just a quick note to anyone who might be thinking of doing some stapling today.

This is the incorrect way to staple a document:

As is this:

Even this is unacceptable:

This is a correct way to staple a document:
End of discussion.

Saver: I’d really like lower house prices instead of “affordability” programs that just tell me to get deeply into debt.

Government: How about the nice mortgage debt interest deduction? The more you borrow, the more you save! But if you have no debt, then no tax break. Sorry.

Saver: You’re not listening. I don’t want debt. I just want your debt-mongering programs to go away, so I won’t have to bid against people committing financial suicide with debt. No saver can bid as much for a house as foolish borrowers can, borrowers who don’t care about their future bankruptcy.

Government: Say, have you considered what Fannie Mae can do for you? You can get a slightly lower interest rate on your debt since we have taxpayers on the hook in case of your default.

Saver: I still don’t want any debt.

Government: OK, we’ll increase the Fannie Mae conforming limit, so you can get whopping jumbo loans in California, and we’ll make Midwestern taxpayers cover it! Then you get hella deep into debt and the banks will be safe in case you default.

Saver: NO! I still don’t want any debt.

Government: You’re a tough nut to crack. OK, I’m going to hand you cash and say you borrowed it.

Saver: But I don’t want to borrow money!

Government: Too late, I just added your “stimulus” payment to your part of the national debt. Ha! Gotcha.

early this morning ah, I chatted with my bitch (you's know who you are ;p)..he told me ah, he like one girl bah in his school...but the problem is the girl have boyfriend already so he told me what to do with the boyfriend and he asked me to help him get rid of the boyfriend, (thinking: maybe i should kill the boyfriend) hahaha! silly me~ no lah, ofcourse we just play-play in the conversation, afterall we are bitches who can say almost anything to each other..anyway....this bitch of mine ah, also have girlfriend bah but he told me the girlfriend don't care about him, (well...almost all guys gimme' that kind of excuse) hwa hwa hwa! don't terasa ah ;p...well, i, as a girl, i think it's better to keep what you really feel when you know she/he won't be interested, unless you know he/she likes you then you can go ahead..like I care...lol! but i wish you, all the best and good luck...

another story ah, we, have one friend whom we call "bro"..well, story like this...this 'bro' ah,very the baik when kenal him, very decent, very laid back, very cool and got money also ;p but ah,he actually jahat mulut punya orang, always 'umpating' his guy cousins and all..since we thought he is a nice guy so we believe lah, until i make friend with one of his cousin and wala!! he is not the guy who we think he is! he's a Big Fat Pretender! he told us ah he works at "healthcare assistant'', and then ah my friend (also his workmate) told me ah, this 'bro' only work as 'Penyambut Tetamu' wah lao! eh...why mesti hide work as 'Jaga pintu' aiya ! we kena kantoi already...he also pandai ah put story upside down mah, different story here and different story there...that's why lah, doesn't mean that person nampak baik pendiam and jujur, can be trusted! i think i better percaya my gila gila friend..

ok! i think that's all for today..if i have some more story i will tell ah...huhu! opss terlebih sudah ;)

Eight teenagers from Florida, accused savagely beating up their classmate in order to film the attack and put it on YouTube...gila man! why sanggup beating up friend just because they want to be famous on YouTube..so gila bah this Americans..You see ah, i story you...the 6 girls are the one that beating up the classmate, and the 2 guys were the one doing the look-outs! (the one who jaga lah while the perempuan pukul habis-habisan the classmate) you notice ah, these teenagers really pure Americans bah, not like how hollywood define the faces of Americans...if you people want to see true Americans, ah you see lorr these tennagers...blonde, pale, muka macam zombie...kwang3x! mau pukul orang, muka pun macam muka homework tak siap! wah lao ey...