A . S . O

Simply Natural ku telah tiba :D

2010-02-22T18:15:00.004+08:00

Waaaa!! macam aku happy lah jua my package datang udah...Bukan nda batah ku menunggu, 3 minggu labih..kata "nya" 1+ buleh sampai..porah! ish ish! nasib jua I nie jenis penyabar tahap impak maksima, mun inda udah ku tunu tu kilang nya ah...mana saya peduli haha...lalalala```

Tadaaaa!! My simply natural's eyeshadow multi-use! Buleh jadi eyeshadow, eyeliner, body shimmer and blusher...in just 5oz set, tidak kah amazing tu..pakai sedikit saja but warna very the terang..its like using it forever..i like!! warna-warnanya pun very the va-va-voom!

maybe kan durang takut I marah sebab durang terlambat sent so durang give me 3 sets of free simply natural's eyeshadow..yayayaya..pandai lah jua ku auta durang tu hahahaha...business! :P

Yang Kecil Tapi Panjang!!

2010-02-20T02:45:00.004+08:00

Kamu tahu kenapa this makeup brush set is my kegemaran in the world? because...you see, i can bring it kemana-mana saja I suka sebab ia mcm bag tangan and dapat disimpan dialam mana-mana bag yang I carry everywhere...

mula-mula usulnya macam ni...

kemudia buka sekali, jadi macam ani...

buka lagi...jadi macam ani...

so when you fikir ani yang paling last!!!

THINK again!! hahahhaha..panjang yo!! complete brush set jua bnr :D mcm separuh jua bdn panjang nya huhu..

Top 5 Kasut Pilihan ASO :)

2010-02-19T15:22:00.005+08:00

5. Cartino Sonea, kasut kesukaan saya bila nak nampak "smart"! huhu :D

4. Kasut pergi pasar nyeh-nyeh..selesaaa banget! :D

3. Digunakan untuk turun ke kedai runcit :D

2. Very very very very comfortable!

the WINNER.........

My most sexiest wear, my favorite!

My Hyper Black Lens!

2010-02-18T07:52:00.002+08:00

First of all i would like to thank Shamhany Tawakalenterprise (if you guys wanna buy this lens, go search for her in facebook :) She is a very nice lady :)

P/S : This picture is not a before and after photoshop. LOL. My eyes are real. But Hyper Black Lens enhance my eyes....cool ain't it?

my fair skin and the hyper black lens didn't quite match..contrast! hehe.

waaa! my "twinky" is up when i try to act cute..lol..

Oh boy! I can see forehead wrinkles!! OLD ALERT!!!

Ulzzang Wannabe (Part 2)

2010-02-18T05:39:00.004+08:00

siapa cakap ada manusia yang "perfect mcm artist korea or jipun?" cos ya they like so lawa brabis dlm movie so banyak org like tergila-gilakan durang like what!! hahahha...anyway, now i prove u that no one is perfect only rich people! LOL.

Utada Hikaru
(Before and After Plastic Surgery - Chin, Eyes & Nose)

(Before and After using Photoshop, Circle Lens and Makeup)

Yuko Ogura
(Before and After Makeup + Photoshop)

Mai Kuraki
(Before and After Plastic Surgery - Nose, Eyes and Chin)

Kimi Koda
(Before and After Makeup and a lil-bit of photoshop :)

Ulzzang Wannabe (Part 1)

2010-02-18T05:31:00.002+08:00

*** Ulzzang bermakna "Pretty Face" dalam bahasa Korean!

Jang Nooh Li
(Before and After Makeup + Photoshop)

Miwaki
(Before and After Makeup + Photoshop)

Chin Hee

Miwako

Pressie
(Before and After Makeup)

5 Best Lipstick In The World Of Makeup Countdown!

2010-02-18T04:57:00.005+08:00

5. Joli Rouge by Clarins …

Expert’s Opinion:

“It’s just way hot! I don’t understand how a sheer lipstick can be this pigmented? But it is. It’s translucent yet it doesn’t sacrifice the colour. Unlike other sheer lipsticks, I don’t need to reapply it often. So that says its quite lasting too. Now, that is rare for sheer lipsticks.”

- says Jojoba, My Makeup Reviews

Description: Joli Rouge offers an innovative and incredibly creamy, smooth and melting texture with a wonderful sensorial feel on application. The intense colour is enhanced by its shine, to give a really vibrant make-up result. It also cares for lips, providing them with extreme comfort. Finally, Joli Rouge is a delicious treat for lips thanks to its fruity fragrance/flavour.

My Comment: If you’re looking for intense coverage that’s true to the color in the package, Joli Rouge by Clarins is it! This lipstick delivers smooth, moisturizing color that’s totally opaque. It lasts a long time and really gives an eye-popping, dramatic look, but be careful not to get it around the edges of your mouth on your skin… it can be hard to get it off!

My favorite color is Cupidon Red, which is a sexy red shade. If you’re looking for something a little calmer, I also loved the Soft Berry.

Price: $23 at Clarins.com

4. Color Intrigue Effects Lipstick by Elizabeth Arden …

Expert’s Review:

“How often do you sip your drink ony to find that your cup is now wearing your lipstick and not you? Yet that wasn’t the case with Color Intrigue Effects. I’d say it lasted a few hours and also avoided feathering and bleeding.”

-says Shannon Nelson from Splendicity

Description: Sensational shades. Lasting color. Intriguing effects. Lavish your lips. New Color Intrigue Effects Lipstick glides on smoothly to hydrate, soften and shine. Creates effects that go from cream to shimmer to shine. Moisturizes with vitamins A and E.

My Comment: Color Intrigue went on smooth, delivered a bright, rich color, and lasted several hours! Also, it didn’t bleed or feather into the skin around my lips, and I love that. I chose Wine Cream, which is a brownish plum. I loved the color and thought it looked very professional… this is one you can easily wear from work all the way into a night out!

Price: $19.50 at ElizabethArden.com

3. Aqualumiere Sheer Colour Lipshine SPF 15 by Chanel …

Expert’s Opinion:

“And if you want to make your lips look wet and juicy this summer, you should opt for Aqualumiere Sheer Colour Lipshine SPF 15. Every shade is uniquely named after a resort island. They are Lipari (a fresh strawberry), Ischia (a rose violet), Porto Rotondo (a vibrant red), Monte-Carlo (a red coral) and limited-edition Salina (a pink beige) and Panarea (a soft brown).”

- from Genius Beauty

Description: A brilliant pop of sheer colour and ultra-creamy texture provide an immediate sensation of softness and comfort. Lips are thoroughly hydrated with a nourishing, soothing and fortifying action.

My Comment: This lipstick has it all… SPF 15 for sun protection, shea butter to keep your lips youthful, and Vitamin E to slow the aging process. Aqualumiere delivers a smooth color and bright shine, but I also like the fact that it’s a semi-sheer.

This means it also allowed my lips to show through a little bit. I liked that look… it looked a bit more natural. My favorite color is Antigua – a rich, creamy pinky-brown.

Price: $28.50 at Chanel.com

2. Dior Addict Lipstick by Dior …

Quote: “I have a suggestion. Dior should just call these lipstick crack. The texture of Addict feels slick and hydrating, and it’s, um, totally addictive, so it’s worthy of its name.”

– says, Karen, Makeup and Beauty Blog

Description: Enter the world of Dior Addict and see lipstick in a whole new light. Sexy. Shine-drenched. Sensational. Light-saturated colors. All so fresh and easy to wear, they harmonize with everything. Discover a new way to play with color, a new way to express yourself. Give in. Get addicted.

My Comment: Who’s not a Dior Addict? If you’re not now, you will be after trying this lipstick. Dior Addict is a lightweight, smooth lipstick with good coverage, but the neatest thing to me was the multicolor effect it had when I applied it.

My favorite color is Digital Brown, which is a browny-beige undertone with bronze and red shimmer. I definitely want to revisit this color in the summer when I’ve got a little tan- I think it would look amazing with bronze skin.

Price: $25 at Saks.com

and the WINNER is...........

1. Kiss Kiss Precious Colours Lipstick by Guerlain …

Expert’s Opinion:

“Though the elegance of its formula is evident from first swipe, the high quality of Guerlain KissKiss truly reveals itself after several hours of wear. I tested both the “metallic pearl” and “cream” versions of this lipstick and I’m fully and equally enamored by both.”

- says Jazmin, Makeup Moxie

Description: Kiss Kiss lipstick is an essential everyday accessory. This satin lipstick provides instant and long lasting moisture. Kiss Kiss provides pure comfort and an exquisite, sensual texture for hours.

Available in 30 shades with three tailor made effects: sensual and volatile metallic pearl, glamorous sparkle, or pure cream. Housed in a polished gold lightweight case, its the ultimate in modern luxury.

My Comment: This lipstick just sounds like fun when you read the name! Kiss Kiss Lipstick is easy to apply because it goes on smooth. I thought it had a really elastic quality to it – meaning that it didn’t crack when I smiled. I love that! It also has a sparkle that catches the light when you talk or smile, and it really plumped up the look of my lips. The most flattering color on me was #545 – Beige Strauss, and it went with everything!

Price: $30 at Bloomingdales.com

Party Makeup

2010-02-17T03:24:00.001+08:00

Make up and it's function.

2010-02-17T03:05:00.002+08:00

Ani contoh-contoh eyeshadow :

Every day wear to work.

For sexy look

For night

For photoshoot and runaway model.

For costume party.

I love to know make up 1.1

2010-02-17T02:42:00.002+08:00

Semua contoh makeup dibawah ani adalah contoh makeup untuk runaway model! And untuk photoshoot yang kan mau ala-ala extreme atu...ENJOY!

My circle lens and I

2010-02-14T23:30:00.003+08:00

Aku baru beli circle lens from Ka Hany Tawakal Enterprise. Datang rumah terus I cam-whore lah sama my cam hihi.

See! how big mata ku jadinya with the lens walaupun mata ku andang basar jua...but this lens buat ia makin lawa saja :D

Oh yes! Ka Hany suka this picture, she told me that she is giving me discount next time I beli lens from her cos banyak org beli from her selepas tengok gambar I disini..ceeaah!

5 mins later.....Im getting bored with myself!

15 mins later...Im pissed with myslf! hahahahhahaa!

Application paling ku suka di Facebook

2010-02-14T06:45:00.002+08:00

Seriously, I love this apps...Bukan ku percaya yang psychic-psychic cani..but I love how this Anita the Psychic lady selalu ngam wah ckp nya haha...mcm weird and syuk jua tu main...siapa nda suka kana tilik nasib and to know ur future ah..but then this is only a game..tidak dibenarkan mempercayai seratus peratus kerana ianya err..apa ah..what they call it? talul is it? hmmm..not sure...if u understand then u get what i meant! :P So the appc, mula macam ani...

then tani click "Yes, I want to know my future" then keluar tia ramalannya...

Soon, im going to buat photoshoot tempat hutan terbakar...and for me its like an adventure..sekali ramalannya ngam ani wah! hahahhaa...panat lah ku jua tiap-tiap hari main apps ani...syuk! :D

Before and After (Part 1)

2010-02-14T06:10:00.004+08:00

Ani Kaka Umi, umur 37 tahun...punyai anak 4 orang yang paling tua anak berumur 19 tahun..cewah!! so kaka Umi ani kira kan makeover lah ke-umurnya somewhere 20'an...so I buat paling-paling lingkungan umur 28 tahun lah saja...sekadar?? lerrr..okay aper...37 jadi 28..ok what! so I makeup lah ikut kemahiran yang ku pelajari sendiri tidak dari mana-mana guru lol...

Dan seterus nya ini Amal Syahirah, anak tua kepada Kaka Umi (gambar diatas) kan aku dah bilang kaka Umi ada anak yang umur 19 tahun..kenaper? tak percaya ker? manasaja lah kamu yang penting aku bahagia..lol...bahagia lah jua..so this time Amal mahu makover ia jadi org lawa sikit...lah, sikit lah jua..jangantah banyak-banyak...

yang ketiga ani I makeover Zurah Idris...she said ia paling jarang bemekap...its not wrong kalau jarang bemekap but mesti kena pada tempatnya :) jangan jua time orang majlis tahlil tani pakai mekap tabal-tabal...atu baik jahanam! and Zurah ni, I suka mekap ia, mukanya cute sangat heheh...she told me once ia balik rumah daddynya ckp mukanya macam anak patung..wahh! anak patung barbie (lawa) kah atau mcm anak patung tepikong cina? hmmm...but apa-apa pun im sure its a compliment psl she ia mau me to be her personal makeup lah jua huhu...

This is Sharon... actually this picture do no justice to her...Actually kalau dapan2 the makeup lebih nampak menyerlahkan mukanya..shes hot as hell!! :p over lah ku jua hehhe...tapi ia mcm inda berapa suka gambarnya disini sebab katanya ia nampak gemuk dlm gmbr ani..hmmmm...shes not that thin jua...nyeh nyeh nyeh...

this perempuan aku inda tau namanya..masa mekap-mekap atu im too busy kan berkenalan lah...3 models sekaligus kan dimekapkan that time so gagas-bergagas lah ku jua...

Ani namanya Nurul, she's my favourite person so far..why? pasal ia cali wah! hahahha..mcm sepuluh jam ku mekap ia nda jua ku ngantuk kali...nyanyah org nya i like :)

and this is Gena! ngalih ku sudah mls ku komen banyak2 .nah liat saja gambarnya...*cough cough* cantek kan?

My.Photo.My.Art.My.Touch

2010-02-14T02:02:00.005+08:00

Masa buat pengambaran ani, seriously kami in hurry...kan bali minuman pun inda sampat cos takut matahari terbenam sudah...nasib lah kereta Mazda c-Sazi atu jadi turbo tarus lol...Anyway, gambar-gambar ani I ambil pakai Canon EOS1000D 18-55 lens. With a ittle bit of ubah contarct and shadow cani lah jadinya. Inda plg lawa sangat but atleast my models are happy with it, that's what matter...right? No?!! WTH! Jealousy! LOL...Syuk wah buat assumption sorang-sorang ani..Nah! enjoy!

Photoshoot.With.Shah Indrawani.And.Hassnal Sulaiman

2010-02-10T05:53:00.009+08:00

Shah menelepon last-last minit, membagitau ada photoshoot pkl 5 macam ia menelipun atu pukul 2pm kan...I yang sedang tidur mati katak terus beteriak dari bilik "Amal!! Anna!! Get ready...aku kan mekap kan kamu!! Ada photoshoot!!" kira macam atu lah ah I beteriak...nda kan orang beteriak ani ayu-ayu kali..Pfft! Anyway, mekap seorang model sudah setangah jam, kalau dua orang so 1 jam tah kami beusai...

Ani usul durang lapas I mekap kan ;) (booo! kalau nda bemekap nada lawa boo!! kes mental sal tidur kana kacau untuk memekapkan durang ahahah)

Kami buat photoshoot di Pantai JPMC, kira kan I ani pendatang haram lah inda tau dimana JPMC so I esen-esen sasat wah..(seriously shyt! kami sasat pasal aku yang sedang hayung ngantuk inda tau lagi dimana jalan masuk kesana..yang I liat ja memanjang kudaaaaaaaaa!!) hahahahha! Skali called Shah and told him kami tunggu ia depan Dewan Persidangan Polo...

Amal: Shah! Kami inda ingat jalan masuk...

Shah: ................................................(bukan aku on the phone so aku nda tau apa Shah ckp)

Amal: Bah..Bah..kami tunggu arah dewan persidangan bakas BRIDEX ah...mcm malas lah kami mencari tu ah...

Shah: fcuk! JPMC pun nda tau..shyt! (kira aku angan-angan lah c-Shah ckp cani dalam hati hahahah)

Gambar kami tengah-tengah sasat...macam Amal menunjukkan jalan tapi I dengan selamba mengambar jua...so what gito lho!

kira I atu manis ah mengambar tempat menunggu time-time sasat hahah!

Tiba kami di sana tarus tah I mengambil gambar dua "ekong" model yang dari rumah sampai kepantai I suruh jangan bejalan laju-laju takut bepalh..and kalau bepaluh rosak mekap and kalau rosak mekap I malas ah kan men'touch lagi..nda kuasa i!

Sekali I atu ngalihkan ngambar orang saja so I pun minta digambarkan oleh c-Amal, tapi malangnya Camera doesn't like me at all!! (or Amal yang sengaja kira supaya I inda nampak muka I lah tu ah....) semua blur bah ia ambil gambar I ah..atu kan ngalih udah posing-posing and gaya-gaya...ishh!

BLUR!!!

PUN BLUR!!! (#%$@@*2+1=5!!!!! <--swearing!)

Tukang gambar model time tu adalah c Hassnal Sulaiman sama Shah Indrawani...Shah memang I dah kenal (he somehoew lagau I c-Aunty...haha! kira rugged lah jua gelaran tu kan) and c Hassnal Sulaiman, hmm..I don't really know him...but what I know he's a brilliant photographer with brilliant work to mengajar model cara-cara posing...kira rugged lah jua kalau photographer mengajar model posing..tambahan ia lelaki..wah! sexy!! ...What??! So what gito lho! hahah! Anyway, atas sebab-sebab kalau I begambar mesti blur so I pun start mengambil gambar durang saja untuk blog I....

Model dan pemegang payung model! hahahahahha!

Rugged.Red.Eyeshadow

2010-02-09T01:34:00.004+08:00

I used only 3 colors for this eyeshadow : White (for shadows :D), Red and Black (for eyeliner :D)

Genius.At.Work.From.My.Eyes (Hanisham)

2010-02-08T07:51:00.003+08:00

Ani gambar-gambar yang diambil oleh Hanisham. He is on of my good friend. Batah dah kenal ia, sejak-sejak dari zaman nda berapa purba dulu..(wah! kira aku atu kan membuat dramatik lah ah lama nya) anyway, below are few of his shot yang I paling suka liat...kalau I jahat wah, I ambil gambar-gambar nya ani lapas atu I jual ke UK dapat duit hahahahhah! but sungguh malang, gambar-gambar ini telah di watermark kan..ceeah!

macam gambar ani I suka kan sebab rugged wah...dari subject hingga ke "Buqie" that's photographer call it for the background, tapi I dengan sesuka mulut I ja dengan ejaan yang I sendiri inda pasti lurus kah nda haha...semuanya rugeed :D (Bob Marley usulnya dude ah...)

ani I suka sebab candid berabis tapi macam detail lah jua gambar ani ah..dari plaster arah kaki perempuan tu sampai ke ejaan tandas jadi "andas" pun aku sadar ah...tajam sial jua mata I tu ah..jangan inda galatz! (Galatz?? So Poklen lah i..hahahhah)

Ani I suka sebab so cute sangat :D

Genius.At.Work.From.My.Eyes (Shah Indrawani)

2010-02-08T07:29:00.003+08:00

Ok! here i think some of the pictures which really menarik perhatian I. So cantik dan very treasure 'able :) Why? First, because gambar diambil from our very own Kampung Ayer (yang telah menjadi pusat kebanggan rakyat Brunei sejak bekurun lama nya. Secondly, because dalam gambat ani ada warna-warna yang I suka. ("Tone" as the professional called it) Gambar-gambar tersebut diambil from my very own "so-called anak buah" hahahahha....because ia gelar I aunty (I know im not that old but I like the titl LOL) anyway, gambar-gambar ani adalah hak milik Shah Indrawani (the Silent Shooter) !!

My first runner up, cewah! Kira aku jadi juri lah jua ah membagi title aah gambar ani LO! I like this picture pasal aku ke'handsome'an driver perahu atu..ceeah! kira aku cheeky lah jua disini ani ah..nyeh nyeh!

...and this is the WINNER!! for a million of times I liat gambar ani pun inda I keburingan...why? I suka bila photographer play with color in their picture and here is the good example of good color! :D Nyh, macam bunyi professional judge jua lah aku atu ah..hahah! sajer jer! jangan jeles :p

Tukang.Gambar.Yang.Terlampau

2010-02-08T01:41:00.005+08:00

Mari I perkenalkan model blog I this time. Before that I kan becerita kenapa durang macam ani pose nya (sexy giler yuuu) Masa ni durang dua tengah-tengah nunggu I sedang memekap model2 yang kan digambar... Macam I malas ah melayan ulah photographer Brunei tani ani haha..(macam semua lah jua ah macam ani) hahahah! anyway, Enjoy the silliness of these two "cute" cameramen :p

Ani Shah Indrawani, model pertama yang buat I takut memilih model sesuka hati haha..macam ayu lah ia berlagak disana atu ah, macam mukanya lagi dengan pose badannya yang sangat mengancam, memedihkan mata hahahha..jangan marah Shah :P Kira the most lah jua kan gaya kiut nya ani..Mad HOT! LOL!!

This is Yuddin HB, kira ia kan mengalahkan pose c-Shah lah jua... so ia pun buat gaya Kate Winslate arah cerita Titanic, fuyoooo! mengancam habis tapi jap..jap..*belari kejamban kan mutah* alahai Yuddin, kalau ani lah usul "members" yang ku liat dibandar atu, gerenti kompom ku bagi usin pakai membuat plastik surgery di Thailand...mcm kasian jua usul nya tu cani hahahahhaha....

Apa-apa pun I ucapkan terima kasih arah kedua-dua pelawak ani kerana berjaya membuat I inda boring memekap orang hari atu. Mana inda nya, 3 orang model kan dimekap sekaligus...(kalau lah ada bejual tangan dikadai..I beli banyak-banyak) huhu...

Cute.Cow.Kettle

2010-02-08T01:24:00.004+08:00

This is mad cute! macam kalau I ada ani kan I akan masak air panas tiap-tiap jam (ceeah! kira menipu lah jua) haha...cute wah! suka I lihat...*sambil melihat ketel ani inda bertutup mata* macam nanti kalau I terlihat lembu gerenti I ingin buat ia jadi ketel..ceeah! kira menipu lah jua huhu...

The.Gardenish.Diva.Makeup

2010-02-08T00:00:00.002+08:00

Bab ni I suka. Ada before and after makeup lah pulak...Time ni I suka-suka mekap c-Amal dengan mekap ala-ala jadi goddess kebun...siapa cakap jadi tukang kebun inda buleh lawa? haha! iatah ku buat mekap yang diilhamkan untuk pekerja kebun (lerr..gerenti lapas ani Amal mental tahap gajah beranak ni arah I) hahahha! lantak! Amal marah dibagi mekap mukanya diam ia tu huhu! secrets reveal! :P Siapa-siapa kan minta mekap ala-ala selipar jipun pun bulih jua...hahaha...ceeah!

Band.Lapok ;p

2010-02-07T22:55:00.002+08:00

Masa ani kan durang ani kira belagak kan jadi pemain band yang bertauliah lah tapi macam nada sijil musik sorang-sorang main. Sorang musik lari kelaut, sorang nyanyi lari kedarat, sorang drum lari setempat...huhu! sajer ja I kan mengritik ani walaupun mcm okay durang main tapi malas lah I muji, biar tia dihina dimaki hamun suapaya I kira nampak terrer lah memaki hamun durang catu ceeaah! main bancat! hahahahhah! To orang-orang dalam blog ani, jangan marah ah...*sambil ready2 kana maki hamun balik arah Facebook (add me! :D) LOL! kira membuat iklan sampingan lah I dulu tu ah..

Kaka.Umi.MakeOver

2010-02-07T21:01:00.004+08:00

I cerita dulu lah ah kenapa kaka UMi kena makeover...first of all, ka Umi ni jenis yang lasak...she's an ex police woman and pencen lah...ia nie suka bergaya but paling malas kan bergaya (aiyoo..lady cannot like that one...dont have to put heavy makeup but with good appearance can make you sexy lor....) kaka Umi ada 5 anak, the eldet umur 20 years old...yes! you read it right..haha! so shes like challange me like she cannot become hot or sexy anymore so i like told her like i can make her what she think she can't so i like prove it to her LOL...(berapa banyak "like" lah huhu) anyway, kamu liat lah dari gambar-gambar dibawah. By the way, kaka Umi bukan begambar di studio okay..just dirumah I and pakai iPhone saja mengambar with good room lighting...voila! :)

Mengupi.Di.Au'Lait

2010-02-05T22:46:00.005+08:00

Masa ni I baru jumpa Zura (my biatch :) after batah dah nda jumpa ia..So happy dapat jumpa ia and melului kan diri kami d au'lait haha..

** Ani kira aku berlagak inda pandai menguyak ayam sama jari lah ah...kira kan jadi org Barat telampau lah aku atu..ceeah! one chicken wing only already like that...ceeah! macam lurus lah jua speking ku atu hahahha...
** Masa I meliat gambar ani kan macam I masih imagine kenapa Zura makan ayam dengan hidung-hidungnya sekali macam atu...adakah ayam atu buat ia catu atau hidungnya buat ayam atu catu..boh! apaaan...Macam I buat muka burenk jua lah kira malas makan ayam pasal luan karas pastu macam sayur untuk perhiasan ayam saja..jadi tah!

** Ani kan gerenti jua hidung C Zura termasuk ayam sudah tu iatah diliatkan macam atu..ish! inda senonoh eh Zur, cuba bah kuntrul sikit keayuan atu cuba liat macam aku... ayu I atu Zur dengan mata-mata I bekenyit-kenyit, didamiti supaya kiut lah tu usul I..hahaha..(gerenti lapas membaca post ani C -Zur nda lagi mau kawan sama I..Zur, I lap you haha!

** Ani Zura nda habis-habis dengan gaya bibir Angelina Jolie nya, awu bah Zur, apa jua bibir I ani mcm pipi jubur mu burung kenari saja, nda seksi manis ja ada...ceeah! ada jua yang mental ni krg membaca hahaha...

**Ani I inda faham...camera boy ani kan mengambil gambar kami? atau pun ekon diatas atu, nda pun gambar poster au'lait atu atau pun kan mengambar tangannya saja? Aaaahhhhh! gerenti jua ia kan mengambar kepala kerusi yang macam kasian usulnya mau nda mau masuk gambar...Arrrggh!! apa-apa pun, I nda nampak arah gambar ani....(rasa kan I delete jua gambar ani..ceeah! kes jeles hahahhah)

**Ani lain ni kejadian anak sorang ani..asal ja bejumpa I gerenti telinga I kan dijilatnya..apa tah dapatnya tu? kanyang pun inda kali ia menjilat ah...ceeah! kira I menipu lah ah supaya cerita lebih dramatic bah hahaha..actually Zura kan kiss I tapi I buat-buat jual mahal, esen-esen mengambil makanan :P

**Gambar ani kami bukan kan mengambar diri kami sendiri ah, kami kan mengambar kepala bini-bini yang arah background ah..gila..lawa wah kepalanya (apaan...) kira I geram lah meliat kepalanya tu inggil-inggil arah gambar ani...ceeah!

** Kami kan masa ni sungguh berlagak hot...macam kami sudah in the zone lah kami hot so kami pun mengambil gambar ala-ala kami hot..ceah! takder makner nyer...

** Sebenarnya kami bukan mengambar diri kami sendiri ah..jangan silap sangka! kami atu kan mengambar pasangan dua sejoli baju hijau sama baju putih atu..mcm rugged wah beg bini-bini atu LV yo! (Kira I buang kes lah ah kan becerita ani...)

-THE END-

Kalau.Amal.Sorang.Katun

2010-02-05T22:12:00.004+08:00

Ani kan kira aku burenk bah ni dirumah, nada client datang minta mekap. Masa atu ku liat Amal tengah-tengah main rockband sorang-sorang tapi macam lului bah bunyi game ah, buntu utak ku tarus so dengan selambanya ku cakap arah amal,

"Mal, aku bosan dengan sikap mu...(kira sambil menyanyi lagu c Akim-Bosan..) cuba deh mal tutup game ah, kastah main mekap tani..."

Amal dengan inda pemalunya pun iski pasal kan kana mekap... Dipendekkan cerita, iatah ni mekap c-Amal ah..

** Kalau mulut dah ada tanda pangkah maknanya, "Jangan tah kau becakap eh, bebau patai basah mulut mu"

** Ani bah pesen C-Amal macam ani kira ia kiut lah tu ah, jangan kau luan-luan memasang kiut atu mal, mun rasanya mata atu tebabar...

** Ani lagi satu Peace sign yang sungguh aku nda paham...kebanyakkan ni binibni seluruh dunia (wahhworld speach lah ni ah) asal ja begambar mesti ada sign ani, asal aja sign ani mesti begambar..boh apaan! Kira nada gaya lagi lah tu buat gaya ala-ala Jipun kiut..nyeh! (Not!!)

PS/ Apa-apa pun mata mu tetap tebabar mal hahahah!

keeping.up.with.the.kardashian

2009-01-07T07:59:00.004+08:00

There was a krunked kollection of Kardashians out for New Year's Eve last week.

The entire klan gathered at Pure night club in Las Vegas, as Kim Kardashian was joined by boyfriend Reggie Bush, sister Khloe Kardashian, Khloe's new boyfriend Rashad McCants and others.

Here's a shot of Kim and Reggie getting kozy before the ball dropped:

There was a krunked kollection of Kardashians out for New Year's Eve last week.

The entire klan gathered at Pure night club in Las Vegas, as Kim Kardashian was joined by boyfriend Reggie Bush, sister Khloe Kardashian, Khloe's new boyfriend Rashad McCants and others.

Here's a shot of Kim and Reggie getting kozy before the ball dropped:

The entire family, Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner included, got a bit krazy on the dance floor as the evening progressed.

Engrish Of The Day !

2008-05-28T11:51:00.006+08:00

If you're already in here, well, okay

Love hurts...

Leave it to professionals only

Go as you wish, come as you like...

Use me, Abuse me...

Graduals can sneak up on you, too...

Nobody’s Watching Grey’s Anatomy Anymore

2008-05-26T08:58:00.000+08:00

Hey, remember Grey’s Anatomy? That show with the doctors and Patrick Dempsey and that one anorexic chick who looks about 30 years to old to be an intern? I guess it’s still on TV, it’s just that nobody’s watching it.

Grey’s audience was down 23% this year, and it dropped out of the top 10. The season finale last week averaged 14.8 million viewers, an all-time low for the series. Granted, these are still HUGE numbers (for comparison, Gossip Girl only averages 2.2 million viewers) , but they’re nothing compared to where the show used to be.

Why did you guys stop watching Grey’s?

Where's Samantha?

2008-05-26T08:51:00.001+08:00

Lindsay walked the red carpet solo at the Dolce and Gabbana party at Cannes.

Well, I suppose she did bring her legs. Do those things have their own table? Man. A skirt that short makes it tricky to tape your flask to your inner thigh. But I suppose there’s still plenty of room in there for a couple of baggies of cocaine.

I was really hoping she’d show up hand-in-hand with Samantha. Oh well. Maybe next time.

Oh, and she was also wearing a ring on her ring finger. It doesn’t look much like an engagement ring to me, but I suppose it’s my duty to bring it to you. Heh heh. I said doody.

Lindsay Lohan Lesbian?

2008-05-24T07:49:00.002+08:00

And in these new pictures it doesn’t look like the Hollywood star cares what anybody thinks about her increasingly close friendship with SAMANTHA RONSON.

The snaps - taken at P DIDDY'S exclusive yacht party - will certainly add fuel to the fire of Internet bloggers who claim the pair are lesbian lovers.

In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am.

Hand in hand ... stars

A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds.

“And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other.

“If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

Rumours that Lindsay and Samantha – little sister of MARK RONSON – were lovers started last year.

Leaked messages from lesbian Sam’s MySpace showed the Mean Girls actress liked to call herself Lindsay Ronson.

It's also claimed Lindz wrote her a message saying: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die.

“I want to marry you and have children with you.”

However last week Lindsay’s mum and sister firmly denied she fancied girls.

Launching their new reality TV show, DINA said: “Samantha's an amazing girl.

“They're best friends. They're just friends.

"It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt... but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."

In Samantha Ronson’s right hand: a pack of Marlboro Reds.

In Samantha Ronson’s left hand: Lindsay Lohan’s hand.

At a party on Diddy’s yacht in Cannes.

They are honestly so cute together. I really find myself rooting for these two. Lindsay just seems so happy when she’s around Samantha.

Kirsten Dunst is Retarded

2008-05-24T07:22:00.000+08:00

I love how, in her latest quote to make the Internet rounds, Kirsten Dunst not only admits to using drugs and recommends that the whole world use drugs, but also totally calls out Carl Sagan on his drug use. Like, really, Kirsten? That’s how we’re going to justify our drug use? By throwing a dead, world-renowned astronomer under the bus? She must have been high. Here’s the quote:

“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside.”

Oh Look! There's Weed in Paris Hilton's Bag

2008-05-23T22:09:00.002+08:00

Either that or she never knows when she’ll need pepper flakes.

Let's "Joint" us

2008-05-23T22:03:00.002+08:00

P/S: No wonder ...No wonder....

David Cook is the new American Idol

2008-05-23T20:55:00.001+08:00

This year’s American Idol finale was watched by more viewer’s than last year’s Jordin Sparks vs. that beatbox kid finale- at least, the last five minutes of the broadcast. In what many are calling an upset victory, former bartender and crossword puzzle enthusiast David Cook beat the odds-on favorite David Archuleta for the crown.

More than 40 million people tuned into to watch the results of the David vs. David battle on American Idol Wednesday night.

The rest of the two-hour show saw an audience of 31.6 million.

(This year’s finale also beat 2007’s Jordin Sparks vs. Blake Lewis showdown, which 30 million turned in to watch.)

In a surprise victory, rocker David Cook beat baby-faced David Archuleta for the title — despite Simon Cowell predicting it would go the other way.

But Archuleta told Usmagazine.com after the show that he “was pretty sure Cook was going to win anyway!”

“You know, he’s such a great guy,” Archuleta, 17, added. “I’m so glad that people really appreciate what he’d been doing because he put a lot of work into this.”

After Wednesday night’s teary announcement that Cook had won (watch the video here), the Missouri native was at a loss for words.

“This is amazing — thank you!” he said.

[From Us Weekly]

Archuleta was heavily touted and featured prominently by the show’s producers and editors from his very first audition. Many felt he was the judges’ “Chosen one,” and that the competition was kind of pointless, since he was such a shoo-in. But the voters proved the producers and the judges wrong - David Cook won by 12 million votes. Not since Carrie Underwood's victory has there been such a landslide. Archuleta gave his best performances on the Tuesday night broadcast, making it clear that he was in it to win- but in the end it was David Cook’s rocker edge and ability to mix up the arrangements on some very popular songs that gave him the win. Archuleta was gracious, however, to his rival.

David Archuleta says he wasn’t shocked when his name wasn’t called on Wednesday’s American Idol finale.

“Oh, I was pretty sure Cook was going to win anyway!” he told Usmagazine.com after the show. “You know, he’s such a great guy. I’m so glad that people really appreciate what he’d been doing because he put a lot of work into this.

“He’s been my role model,” Archuleta added. “Just a great person to look up to. He’s been my big brother through this.”

After Cook won, “I just said I’m so proud of him, that he’d earned it,” Archuleta said.

What did Cook say to him?

“He just said, ‘I love you,’” Archuleta said.

Awww. Ain’t that sweet? As for Archuleta’s stage dad from hell, David said his father was proud of him. Because if he didn’t he would probably be locked in the basement until the American Idol tour starts.

Archuleta also said his father, Jeff — who has been portrayed by some media outlets as a demanding stage dad — was pleased with his second place finish.

“My dad just let me know he’s so proud of me,” he said. “He’s really happy too.

“He was just always there to remind me what music meant, the real depth to music and what it does to reach people’s lives,” he added. “And my whole family has helped me stay who I am, helped me not change through this.”

Archuleta - who will perform in the Idol tour this summer - said he thanks “all the fans who helped me make it this far. I didn’t think I’d even make it past the first round! This has been such a blessing.”

All in all, I’m glad it’s over. There were a few spectacular train wreck performances (mostly by Paula Abdul), and some clearly talented contestants, in addition to the final two, including Syesha Mercado, the third place finalist, and the oft-bashed but supremely talented Carly Smithson. But don’t expect me to buy tickets to the concert. That’s where I draw the line, people

Either Sarah Jessica Parker Is Promoting Her New Perfume Or They’re Doing a Sequel to Hocus Pocus

2008-05-21T13:04:00.001+08:00

Does her nose always look that awful?

How could I have missed a thing like that?

I think that’s her new perfume, Covet, she’s holding, but I can’t be sure, as my eyes can only move so far away from her nose before being dragged back by its sheer gravitational pull.

Maybe I should get my computer monitor checked? I mean, is that what her nose has always looked like?

Eww!

All Grown Up!

2008-05-21T12:53:00.001+08:00

Look who’s not a baby anymore!

Celine Dion hangs out with her son, Rene-Charles, in Paris today. Her husband was there, too, but he’s boring and he started dating her when she was like 12 so we don’t like to talk about him.

Rene-Charles is seven years old already!

And apparently he’s growing more punk-rock by the day.

And what is it with celebrities being unwilling to cut their sons’ hair? Celine, why does your seven-year-old son look like he belongs in Metallica?

Does Anyone Else Watch Jon & Kate Plus Eight?

2008-05-21T12:40:00.000+08:00

This is the new show that I’m a little bit obsessed with, and I desperately need someone to talk to about it and none of my real-life friends watch it. So I’m gonna try with you guys.

It’s a reality show on TLC, on Monday nights, but reruns show up all the time.

Here’s the basics: Jon & Kate got married. Jon & Kate had twin girls, Cara and Madelyn. And then they decided to try for just one more, and ended up with sextuplets, three girls and three boys. So now Jon & Kate have eight children. The twin girls are seven years old and the babies are 3 1/2. And the show is about their life.

At first I started watching it because I was like “Awww, babies! Babies are cute!” And the babies are cute, and it’s fascinating to watch how intelligent and aware and communicative children are at just 3 years old, but what got me hooked is the relationship between Kate and Jon.

I mean, is it just me, or does Jon absolutely hate Kate? I mean, Kate, while doing her very best to be a good mother, is totally neurotic and overbearing and controlling and just plain old mean to Jon. She corrects his grammar constantly, tells him how stupid and inconsiderate he is, and at one point even yells at him for breathing too loud. And Jon kind of takes it in stride because he loves his kids, but I think somewhere deep down he really just wants to murder Kate and dump her body in a river, and frankly I don’t blame him. But it’s hilarious to watch.

Is anyone else picking this up, or is this just how all married couples with children interact? If so, maybe marriage and children are overrated …

Stupid neighbour

2008-05-19T15:47:00.002+08:00

First, let me tell you that this community I live in has a quiet policy that "requires residents to abide by a strict noise policy." but the neighbors next door are the most inconsiderate pieces of shit on the face of the earth.

They pound the bass of their stereos through the walls, stand in the hallway at 2:00 in the morning talking, and echoing their kackeling obnoxious laughs throughout (in which 7 different apartments are affected by). They even leave their door WIDE OPENED while their TV is blaring.

When it comes to parking outside, they park within a 1 foot distance of another car, not giving a shit... like it's completely OK. Even worse, they park on the yellow lines which causes LESS parking spots to be available because cars can't fit. It throws the whole order off so there are big gaps, and small gaps. Gaps not big enough for a car to fit, but big enough to be a waste of space.

Don't people realize that their actions affect others around them? How fucking inconsiderate and incompetent must a person BE to not realize this simple truth? No respect. These people are the reason serial killers exist.

Annoying things people do

2008-05-19T15:36:00.001+08:00

Those stupid loud scatterbrained bitches that HAVE to make themselves the center of attention wherever they go by talking loud and doing whatever they have to do to draw attention. Like, talking across a packed room full of people from one side to the other just to ask some meaningless pointless question like "how are you John?... Good? Oh, that's good... How's your sister doing? That's cool..." Drives me fucking crazy! Why can't they just stop being public sluts for 2 seconds.

This is also equivalent to the alleged class clown who tries to be funny every second in class. After the first day it gets old and you just want to sneak up behind him after some stupid outburst and wrap the rope around his neck. Yeah, it's OK to be funny... but come on. When you try so hard everyday, it crosses the line and you just start looking pathetic. Plus, you just get really annoying so if you are one of these two people, do the world a favor and go kill yourself.

p/s: Stupid People Piss Me Off!

People say stupid things - i have a degree

2008-05-19T15:23:00.002+08:00

The stupidest comment that I have heard to date is "I have a college Degree!" This fuck up moronic dumbass would always say "I have a College Degree!" Whenever he would make a mistake instead of owning up and correcting it he would just say "I have a College Degree! For example if you said "This order is wrong. This product is defective. The customer asked if you could fix this." You would not recieve an appropriate response instead you would get "I have a College Degree." What the fuck! What the hell does a College Degree have to do with you fucking shit up ass wipe? Just fix your damn mistake, learn from it, and move on. It's almost as if he was aware that he was a total fuck up, naw he was pretty spaced out. I think he thought that by saying he had a College Degree this comment would make everything okay, and everyone would just bow down and back off. Silly ass fuck up! It just made him look even more pathetic, and who gives a shit if you have a piece of paper yet you don't have the mental capacity to back it up. Everyone was wrong in this psycho's eyes, and any help offered to him was wasted. Don't bother trying to help this pitiful mother fucker because not only would you get "I have a College Degree!", but a "I have friends that went to College, and they have College Degrees!" He was eventually fired because he continued to make the same mistakes over and over in spite of his College Degree defense. Needless to say that this pathetic waste of space is 30+ years old lives at home with his mother, has no car, no girlfriend, has nothing.

Charlie bit me (17 years later lol)

2008-05-19T09:37:00.002+08:00

She can dance alright

2008-05-18T05:06:00.002+08:00

Charlie bit me...

2008-05-16T08:28:00.003+08:00

Just For Smile

2008-05-16T07:29:00.003+08:00

"Yaw, yo' talking to me momma?!"
"I won't let you drink my milk, teddy bear.."

"My momma won't let me marry you goatty, let's just run away from this cruel world"

Brunette: "Do yaw think the train will stop?"
Blonde: "Im not sure but it's worth a try"

OWN your classmates ;) *wiNks*

Bertha: "Im the future pornstar..wee' wee'"

They also known as "Westlife"

Why men have two hands ;0 ~huhu~

Old woman: "No matter what they say, smoking is my life..got lighter yaw'?""

Retard Truck!

Baby Blood'a

2008-05-15T12:25:00.003+08:00

I promise this video will make your stress go away :)

Why God Made MOMS

2008-05-15T07:26:00.003+08:00

** Brilliant answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!

Why did God make mothers?

She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

Mostly to clean the house.

To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

Magic plus super powers, and a lot of stirring.

God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

We're related.

God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's Moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

His last name.

She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your Dad?

My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

She got too old to do anything else with him.

My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof ball.

Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What's the difference between Moms and Dads?

Moms work at work and work at home, and Dads just go to work at work.

Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

Dads are taller and stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

Mothers don't do spare time.

To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

say NO to Stress, Depression and Annoying Fellings.

2008-05-15T07:07:00.004+08:00

Don't Lose Your Cool

Don't blow your top. Remain calm and think your way through a problem.

When things don't go your way, no matter how trivial, how do you react? Do you lose your cool and explode? You know, it's that out-of-control feeling that seems to well up inside and then—kaboom.

This kind of psychological stress is bad in more ways than one. First, it's not good for your health; it's associated with heart disease and depression. And when it comes to work and personal goals, you're probably not moving forward as easily as you'd like.

Granted, some people come out of the womb cool and collected. They're the ones who never snap—nothing seems to irritate or flap them. (Don't you just hate such people?) So how can we be more like them?

Learning how to let things roll right off your back and mastering control can change everything for you. According to Redford and Virginia Williams, authors of In Control, such positive behaviors can be learned.

Clear thinking is the first step to stopping your outbursts. If you stop and think before you act, your life will be more in control—in your control. Whether your facing an overbearing colleague or a delayed flight, keeping your cool and reacting thoughtfully can be your new M.O. Here are a few ways to tackle your next disaster:

Looking Glass

Self-awareness will improve clarity and help you see yourself. How do you really feel when a friend doesn't call you back? Instead of losing your cool or stuffing your feelings, take a look at the situation. You may find that it's not about you at all.

Self-Regulation

Do you think and speak negative thoughts? Then cut it out! Negative inner dialogue will get you nowhere. Try distracting yourself with positive thoughts about loved ones, a vacation spot or an enjoyable activity. Also, relaxation exercises such as deep breathing or meditating can help.

Communicate?

Open up and put your ideas on the table. Chances are others will find what you have to say engaging. In addition to speaking up more, listen to others as well. This will help you exchange ideas and points of view.

Be Proactive

Find and implement reasonable problem-solving solutions rather than sitting idly and stewing over a bad day. Define your problem, remember your goals and think about how to really get there. If you are always late for work, for example, then get up 10 minutes earlier.

The Art of Persuasion

People who rise to high places don't crack under pressure, they coolly think about the situation at hand. And they employ skills that work such as persuasiveness, conflict management and taking a leadership position.

Saying No

No one wants to be labeled a pushover, nor do they want to be confrontational. But how do you assert your needs without 1) collapsing into a pile of mush or 2) stepping on everyone's toes? There are ways to assert yourself in situations that don't suit you. You can say no by keeping it simple and including an explicit "no."

Empathize with Others

Everyone has a bad day. So be empathetic. This may help you reframe a person's bad behavior. And in the end, it's not about you.

Liar !!!

2008-05-15T06:57:00.003+08:00

10 Ways to Catch a Liar

J.J. Newberry was a trained federal agent, skilled in the art of deception detection. So when a witness to a shooting sat in front of him and tried to tell him that when she heard gunshots she didn't look, she just ran -- he knew she was lying.

How did Newberry reach this conclusion? The answer is by recognizing telltale signs that a person isn't being honest, like inconsistencies in a story, behavior that's different from a person's norm, or too much detail in an explanation.

While using these signs to catch a liar takes extensive training and practice, it's no longer only for authorities like Newberry. Now, the average person can become adept at identifying dishonesty, and it's not as hard as you might think. Experts tell WebMD the top 10 ways to let the truth be known.

Tip No. 1: Inconsistencies

"When you want to know if someone is lying, look for inconsistencies in what they are saying," says Newberry, who was a federal agent for 30 years and a police officer for five.

When the woman he was questioning said she ran and hid after hearing gunshots -- without looking -- Newberry saw the inconsistency immediately.

"There was something that just didn't fit," says Newberry. "She heard gunshots but she didn't look? I knew that was inconsistent with how a person would respond to a situation like that."

So when she wasn't paying attention, he banged on the table. She looked right at him.

"When a person hears a noise, it's a natural reaction to look toward it," Newberry tells WebMD. "I knew she heard those gunshots, looked in the direction from which they came, saw the shooter, and then ran."

Sure enough, he was right.

"Her story was just illogical," says Newberry. "And that's what you should look for when you're talking to someone who isn't being truthful. Are there inconsistencies that just don't fit?"

Tip No. 2: Ask the Unexpected

"About 4% of people are accomplished liars and they can do it well," says Newberry. "But because there are no Pinocchio responses to a lie, you have to catch them in it."

Sir Walter Scott put it best: "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!" But how can you a catch a person in his own web of lies?

"Watch them carefully," says Newberry. "And then when they don't expect it, ask them one question that they are not prepared to answer to trip them up."

Tip No. 3: Gauge Against a Baseline

"One of the most important indicators of dishonesty is changes in behavior," says Maureen O'Sullivan, PhD, a professor of psychology at the University of San Francisco. "You want to pay attention to someone who is generally anxious, but now looks calm. Or, someone who is generally calm but now looks anxious."

The trick, explains O'Sullivan, is to gauge their behavior against a baseline. Is a person's behavior falling away from how they would normally act? If it is, that could mean that something is up.

Tip No. 4: Look for Insincere Emotions

"Most people can't fake smile," says O'Sullivan. "The timing will be wrong, it will be held too long, or it will be blended with other things. Maybe it will be a combination of an angry face with a smile; you can tell because their lips are smaller and less full than in a sincere smile."

These fake emotions are a good indicator that something has gone afoul.

Tip No. 5: Pay Attention to Gut Reactions

"People say, 'Oh, it was a gut reaction or women's intuition,' but what I think they are picking up on are the deviations of true emotions," O'Sullivan tells WebMD.

While an average person might not know what it is he's seeing when he thinks someone isn't being honest and attribute his suspicion to instinct, a scientist would be able to pinpoint it exactly -- which leads us to tip no. 6.

Tip No. 6: Watch for Microexpressions

When Joe Schmo has a gut feeling, Paul Ekman, a renowned expert in lie detection, sees microexpressions.

"A microexpression is a very brief expression, usually about a 25th of a second, that is always a concealed emotion," says Ekman, PhD, professor emeritus of psychology at the University of California Medical School in San Francisco.

So when a person is acting happy, but in actuality is really upset about something, for instance, his true emotion will be revealed in a subconscious flash of anger on his face. Whether the concealed emotion is fear, anger, happiness, or jealousy, that feeling will appear on the face in the blink of an eye. The trick is to see it.

"Almost everyone -- 99% of those we've tested in about 10,000 people -- won't see them," says Ekman. "But it can be taught."

In fact, in less than an hour, the average person can learn to see microexpressions.

Tip No. 7: Look for Contradictions

"The general rule is anything that a person does with their voice or their gesture that doesn't fit the words they are saying can indicate a lie," says Ekman. "For example, this is going to sound amazing, but it is true. Sometimes when people are lying and saying, 'Yes, she's the one that took the money,' they will without knowing it make a slight head shake 'no.' That's a gesture and it completely contradicts what they're saying in words."

These contradictions, explains Ekman, can be between the voice and the words, the gesture and the voice, the gesture and the words, or the face and the words.

"It's some aspect of demeanor that is contradicting another aspect," Ekman tells WebMD.

Tip No. 8: A Sense of Unease

"When someone isn't making eye contact and that's against how they normally act, it can mean they're not being honest," says Jenn Berman, PhD, a psychologist in private practice. "They look away, they're sweating, they look uneasy ... anything that isn't normal and indicates anxiety."

Tip No. 9: Too Much Detail

"When you say to someone, 'Oh, where were you?' and they say, 'I went to the store and I needed to get eggs and milk and sugar and I almost hit a dog so I had to go slow,' and on and on, they're giving you too much detail," says Berman.

Too much detail could mean they've put a lot of thought into how they're going to get out of a situation and they've crafted a complicated lie as a solution.

Tip No. 10: Don't Ignore the Truth

"It's more important to recognize when someone is telling the truth than telling a lie because people can look like they're lying but be telling truth," says Newberry.

While it sounds confusing, finding the truth buried under a lie can sometimes help find the answer to an important question: Why is a person lying?

These 10 truth tips, experts agree, all help detect deception. What they don't do is tell you why a person is lying and what the lie means.

"Microexpressions don't tell you the reason," says Ekman. "They just tell you what the concealed emotion is and that there is an emotion being concealed."

When you think someone is lying, you have to either know the person well enough to understand why he or she might lie, or be a people expert.

"You can see a microexpression, but you have to have more social-emotional intelligence on people to use it accurately," says O'Sullivan. "You have to be a good judge of people to understand what it means."

Extra Tip: Be Trusting

"In general we have a choice about which stance we take in life," says Ekman. "If we take a suspicious stance life is not going to be too pleasant, but we won't get misled very often. If we take a trusting stance, life is going to be a lot more pleasant but sometimes we are going to be taken in. As a parent or a friend, you're much better off being trusting rather than looking for lies all the time."

For Smoker ONLY!

2008-05-14T15:02:00.001+08:00

Interactive Tool: Are You Ready to Quit Smoking? - What does this tool measure?

Click here to find out whether you're ready to quit smoking .

This interactive tool measures your readiness to quit smoking. The tool uses the stages-of-change approach, which is based on research about how people typically make behavior changes. The approach suggests that to make positive change, people must go through distinct stages from not thinking about quitting to actually quitting. Based on your answers, this tool will identify the stage you are in and help you think about what to do next.

Things you really ought to know about the body. MUST READ !!!

2008-05-14T14:27:00.002+08:00

How do our eyes work?

There are two types of cells in our eyes sitting on a layer called the retina, that when subjected to light, send a signal to the brain that allow us to interpret what our eyes are telling us. Rods are sensitive to light intensity, whereas cones are sensitive to specific colours. Our eyes work much like a printer; printers use ink cartridges and we use cones to detect only three distinct colours: blue, green, and red. By using different combinations of these three colours, we can produce images of countless shades and colours. In the case of ‘red eye,’ most nocturnal animals have a layer in place behind the rods and cones that reflects the light back out. This provides a greater chance for the light in the eye to be absorbed by the different cells, meaning greater night vision. Humans don’t have this layer. Lights from a camera’s flash, however, are so bright that light reflects off our eyes anyway. The red colour comes from the blood vessels in our eyes that are reflecting the light.

The infamous pirate patch wasn’t simply a scare tactic employed by pirates. They wore the patch in case they ever got attacked at night. The patch was employed to reduce the time it took the pirates’ eyes to adjust to the darkness on deck after being in a lit cabin below. Rods that are subject to high light environments can get exhausted. If suddenly the lights go out, your rods are tired and unable to respond to the low light conditions. The pirate patch ensured that the rods in one eye were spared the onslaught of light, and would be fully functioning under low light conditions. So when attacked at night, instead of waiting a minute or two for their eyes to adapt, pirates would simply run outside and switch the patch to the other eye. Then the eye that was being used was fully functioning and the pirates’ ability to see was normal.

How do allergies work?

Anaphylaxis, or an allergic reaction, is the accentuated response by a person’s immune system to a given substance. This substance can be anything from food, insect stings or bites, to various drugs. The body responds as if this substance (whether harmful or not) is a foreign invader. Upon the first exposure, there is generally a very minor visible response. However, your body is silently producing antibodies, little Y-shaped proteins that will react specifically with this substance should the body be exposed to it again. So when the unsuspecting person is subjected to the substance again, the antibodies bind to it and flag it for destruction using immune cells. Unfortunately, your body releases many chemicals as an attempt to destroy the noxious substance. Probably the most active of these substances is histamine. Histamine binds to smooth muscle in the respiratory and digestive tracts, causing cramping and difficulty breathing. It also opens up small capillary beds throughout the body resulting in water loss to the various tissues. If the pressure in the blood vessels falls enough, the blood supply to the brain can be jeopardized as the body goes into shock. The hypodermic needles that people who are prone to allergies carry contain epinephrine. This is the same drug our body releases when we are standing on the seven-metre diving board, or come face to face with a bear. Epinephrine counteracts the ill effects of histamine, allowing our body to begin to recover.

How does a hangover work?

Hangovers are our body’s way of saying, “Woah, what was that?” The headaches, nausea, and dehydration are all symptoms many of us have experienced, but how does the alcohol do all this? Upon ingestion, alcohol enters the bloodstream directly through the stomach and blocks the brain’s release of vasopressin. Vasopressin is a hormone that works at your kidneys to reabsorb water and prevent it from being sent to the bladder. Blocking this hormone causes us to urinate excessively and become dehydrated. To prevent more water loss, the saliva in your mouth the next morning is notably dry. The headaches are cause by your brain actually shrinking due to water loss, causing the brain to pull on connective tissue holding it to the skull. Different alcohols are actually more adept at causing hangovers. Red wine and dark liquors such as brandy, whiskey, and tequila contain higher concentrations of congeners (by-products of alcohol production), and cause worse hangovers than white wines or light liquors such as vodka or gin. The real reason beer should not be consumed immediately after liquor is the carbonation hastens its absorption, resulting in even higher blood alcohol concentration, eventually overloading our body’s ability to cope with it. The alcohol stimulates acid secretion in the stomach up to a point where damage will be incurred unless it is excreted by vomiting.

Alcohol is metabolized by enzymes into the noxious substance acetaldehyde. Acetaldehyde is converted to acetate via the enzyme glutathione, which is rich in the amino acid cystein. However, when large amounts of alcohol are consumed, the livers supply of glutathione runs scarce and acetaldehyde remains in the body for a longer period of time, causing the hangover effects.

Hangover remedies: Eggs: rich in cystein that could help mop up some left over toxins. Bananas: rich in electrolytes such as potassium that are lost in the urine. Water: try adding some salt or sugar to aid in its absorption.

How can we cope with cold weather?

When we are exposed to cold temperatures, our body goes into a state of ‘life over limb.’ This means protecting vital organs such as the heart and brain. If circulation were to remain normal in a cold environment, as the blood flowed through the arms, hands, and feet, it would be exposed to the cold, decrease in temperature, and then head back to the heart. Cold blood is an issue as it is much thicker than warm blood, which makes circulation around the body more difficult. Cold blood can also cause hypothermia. In fact, hypothermia can occur if the core temperature of the body drops only three degrees. To avoid this, the body redirects most of the blood that would normally be sent to the periphery to the core instead. This has the effect of pooling the warm blood in the middle of the body, saving it from exposure to cold weather. The lack of blood to the fingers is what causes the numbing, weakening sensation. When muscles get cold, they actually lose some of their elasticity and ability to contract efficiently. Additionally, there is decreased delivery of oxygen (energy) to these muscles, which is normally supplied via the blood flowing by. If the cold becomes extreme, frostbite can occur. Blood flow is cut off almost completely, and the fluid that remains in the tissue actually begins to freeze. If prolonged, the lack of blood and oxygen to the area will result in the death of that tissue. Some populations that live in cold environments have adaptations that allow them to maintain their core temperatures while simultaneously keeping their limbs alive and in working order. Their bodies are capable of alternating periods of bloodflow with periods of occlusion (no bloodflow).

Why is hair on our head longer than on our arms?

There are two phases that your hair cycles through over time. The growth phase and the rest phase. During the growth phase new cells are formed within the follicle, which push older cells to the surface. This chain-link effect continues to eventually form the long strands of hair that we see. During the rest phase, however, the shaft of the hair strand breaks completely, the hair falls out, and a new hair has to start growing all over again. Hair on your arms is programmed to enter the rest phase every couple months, which means it never has enough time to grow very long before it falls out. Hair on your head, on the other hand, can grow for years at a time and thus become much longer. In animals that shed, all of the strands are coordinated so they enter the rest phase at the same time, causing the hair to fall off in clumps.

How do hiccups work?

Hiccups can last anywhere from a couple of minutes to a couple of years. The record for the world’s longest hiccup bout is 68 years. Most people hiccup about four times a minute. When we breathe, the diaphragm, a long thin muscle stretched out beneath our lungs, contracts downwards. This effectively decreases the pressure in the lungs and allows air to flow in (inhale). When we expire, the diaphragm relaxes back up, increasing the pressure in the lungs, which causes air to flow out (exhale). A hiccup is caused by an irritation of the nerve that controls the diaphragm. This source of irritation can range from eating a big meal to having a tumour, but the result is the same: the diaphragm contracts forcefully. This contraction causes the subject to take a breath that is much quicker and shorter than normal, which ends when the epiglottis closes (the epiglottis is a piece of soft tissue that stops food from going into your lungs when you swallow). This closing of the epiglottis is what causes the hiccup sound.

To get rid of the hiccups try holding your breath. This works because it throws off your normal respiratory cycle timing. Breathing into a paper bag and being startled work the same way. Oddly, often if you concentrate on trying to hiccup, the bout will cease. If you go see a doctor because of persistent hiccups, they may try massaging your carotid sinus (an artery in your neck) or performing a digital rectal massage to try and stimulate the nerves controlling glottis.

Height changes daily!

Did you know your height can vary up to a few millimetres throughout the day? You are tallest each morning when you roll out of bed. During the day as you stand and sit, you gradually compress the squishy, fluid-filled discs between your vertebrae. This results in a cumulative compression and net loss of height. If you partake in any heavy weight bearing activities such as running on hard surfaces during the day it is likely the vertebral compression will be more than usual. Each night as you lie down to sleep however, the load on your back is released and the discs become re-infused with fluid. It is also interesting that older adults will shrink less during the day than a young adult. This is because their discs are less elastic so the compression is more permanent. It is possible to re-grow yourself at various points throughout the day by going into the fetal position. This allows your back to stretch out, lessening the compressive effects.

Hotties!

2008-05-14T07:28:00.002+08:00

There are 248 images from this event on WireImage right now. I swear to you that 239 of them are of Lindsay Lohan.

Below pics of people other than Lindsay

The Dress: Love It or Hate It?

2008-05-14T07:22:00.002+08:00

Rosario Dawson :)

Britney Spears Comeback Tour

2008-05-14T07:16:00.002+08:00

Well … sorta.

Rumors have been circulating for awhile now, but it looks like it’s pretty much confirmed that Ms. Spears will be making a tour of House of Blues venues in Southern California. They won’t be full shows, and no one seems to have any idea what the set list will look like. She’s done surprise tours like this in the past, but they’ve always been just that: surprises. I wonder if she’ll back out now that her cover’s blown.

She’ll be in San Diego on June 1st, Anaheim on June 2nd and WeHo on June 3rd. She’s performing under the name The M & Ms. Any guesses on how she came up with the alias?

I’d love to see Brit make a comeback, but I’ll believe it when I see it. If you can show up semi-sober and put on a good show, I’ll back you up, B!

Fun With PIctures

2008-05-14T07:13:00.003+08:00

These are from something called the Coachella Music Festival (I think… our fact checker is out sick so I can’t be certain).

The first one is Amy Winehouse getting her sing on, there’s something oddly captivating about her look… but I’m guessing that will fade as the addictions take their toll.

Next up, Scarlett Jo trying to sing while wearing an “I’m seven months pregnant” frock.

Rob Schneider Might Want to Work the Red Carpet by Himself in the Future

2008-05-14T07:10:00.000+08:00

With Emmy Rossum at the Giffoni Hollywood Festival Awards. Emmy looks stunning. Rob looks … um … short.

Well, Hello To You Too Victoria !

2008-05-14T07:06:00.003+08:00

Posh lands at LAX. She’s reportedly here to begin decorating the $20MM mansion she and Becks bought in Beverly Hills. But, hey, they can afford it. With headlights like that, they’re going to save a ton on electricity.

Why Is This Person Considered Attractive?

2008-05-14T07:01:00.003+08:00

I mean, it was sort of cool back when the Black Eyed Peas wanted to get famous off of her but now it’s just getting redonk. This is not an attractive woman. At all. Let’s stop living a lie.

(Click image for larger view)

Gag Gift To Have

2008-05-13T20:38:00.004+08:00

Bug in Ice Cube

Size: Size of a cocktail ice cube
Weight: 4 oz
Usually Ships within 24 hrs
Price: $ 1.99

The old bug in the ice cube gag, what a timeless freakin classic. You'll have tons of fun putting these bug cubes into your drunken com-padres drinks. But if you're really clever, you'll cop a free drink by dropping one in your own glass. However, please exercise caution, don't try this on someones drink if they weigh 300lbs and have a "Born to Kill" tattoo on their chest!

Puas Chun?

2008-05-13T16:08:00.003+08:00

No comment lor...can put picture here in my blog also lucky ma! haha! jangan marah one, if come back Brunei makan satay again huhu~...btw I hate your Wretch, cannot understand one, you only want taiwanese fans kah? wah lao ey~

Goh Kiat Chun download iTUNEs...

Gambar Goh Kiat Chun sama mamanya.. (PS: rambut mcm gay lor Chun hwahwahwa)

Wow, handsome, kacak, sexy jua subaru wrc atu...hwahwahwa..(PS: kevin, i hope you don't make your car like this ah, so common already, plus Chun also use like this one...not rugged man if same same ;p)

After Sex

2008-05-13T07:25:00.002+08:00

Make Your Day!

2008-05-13T06:23:00.007+08:00

I don't feel like gossip'ing today so I just show you people some funny and unique photos around the globe LOL...

They used to lived happily...(until human decide to use them to make bags and shoes)

Lucky bastard...(if you own this)

No comment...read the paper!

Kodak new gadget (Kid included)

Long lost twins...

The Runaway...

The cat who saw you naked...

Nothing like it...

Melts your heart...

What Mc'Donalds brings you...

City that is proud of their men...

Starting young...

Engrish (English) In Japan

2008-05-12T19:44:00.003+08:00

I think i'll pass this time... (try to avoid the brown ones..)

Only one urinal... ( this explains the postage due on the toilet paper)

Try not to stare..(Don't worry it matches her beard)

Hey, I can handle my fuddle...

On diet? ...(Hmm, way too many XXS shirts)

Uh, I don't think that's creamer...(Starbucks is mere foreplay)

God, I hate celebrities...(but I love Ryan Seacrest night)

That's sex for ya'...

Right here? (-_*)

>> On Fake Babies <<

2008-05-12T18:27:00.003+08:00

While a Jesus-lovin’ Mel Gibson works hard to bring Jew-hating back to the mainstream, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are leaving that last-season Judeo-Christian crap in the past where it belongs. The couple is focused on our world’s latest Chosen One, taking graven images to a whole new level by allowing their two-month-old child to be depicted in wax and put on display.

Okay. Stop.

Can we talk for a second about how incredibly fucked up this is? Please? I don’t care where the profits are going (UNICEF for anyone who thinks this changes anything), this is your child. This kid never had a chance. They never even tried. What could possibly be an acceptable rationale for allowing your two-month-old child to be replicated in wax and thrown in a museum and photographed with tourists for money? They don’t need the cash flow, I assure you. If UNICEF needs funding that badly, I’m sure one of them can cough up some dough. Why oh why would a person do this? I feel awkward making judgments on how people raise their children, and I try generally to avoid the topic, but this is really frustrating behavior to me; how is this baby ever going to develop a sense of self when her image is a media sensation before she’s really even fully sentient? When she’s been defined by millions of strangers worldwide before she even knows her own name? This is how the Paris Hiltons of the world come to exist, folks. These are the ingredients, but they’re much more potent here. This girl is in for a long journey, with a lot of hard outer shells and late-life soul-searching.

It’s going to be sooo much fun to hear all about it on E!

I’m sure Tom Cruise is teaming with envy, and you’ll see Wax Suri on display in the adjacent room just as soon as he and Katie adopt her.

playmate.of.the.year

2008-05-12T17:59:00.000+08:00

Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

1-of-a-kind Clock

2008-05-11T21:20:00.000+08:00

How to tell time with the Tix LED Clock:
The first block is the tens place of the hour. The second is the ones place for the hour. The third and fourth block, are likewise for the minute. Simply count the number of illuminated lights and amazingly enough it's that simple to tell the time of day with the LED clock. The pictured time is 5:04.

Cool.Gadget

2008-05-11T20:39:00.000+08:00

Rest your hands on these mousemats and you'll be told exactly what your touch is like!

Crashing The $1.99 Store

2008-05-11T20:24:00.002+08:00

ha ha ha...luckily there were no security department or salesperson around..jackass! ;-D

Silly.Name

2008-05-11T20:05:00.001+08:00

I'm thinking that this little girl's parents meant to name her Portia instead of Porsche -
and I'm hoping her brother's name isn't Audi.

www.jackassgossip.silly.face.com

2008-05-11T18:47:00.001+08:00

Winner goes out to: Betty (white t-shirt) haha!

Result

2008-05-11T08:40:00.000+08:00

Arsenal In Crisis As Adebayor Now Demands £80,000

2008-05-11T08:33:00.001+08:00

According to the Daily Mail, Emmanuel Adebayor has threatened to throw Arsenal into full-blown crisis by following Mathieu Flamini and Alexander Hleb out the door unless they make him into one of the Premier League's top earners.

Arsene Wenger's best laid plans are in ruins after Flamini and Hleb have opted to leave for different sides of the Milan divide, and now the Gunners' top scorer from last season is allegedly demanding £80,000 a week to stay at the club.

Flamini has joined Milan on a Bosman, while Helb is expected to join Inter in the coming two weeks after turning Arsenal's contract offer down.

Adebayor, 24, is currently on £35,000 a week from a contract he signed last summer, but word is that he and his agent are looking to exploit the club's desperation as well as the fact that Barcelona and AC Milan have been hovering over him for some time.

This would contradict recent quotes attributed to him, however, in which he declared that he is staying at the Emirates and eager to continue improving in the hopes of truly establishing himself as one of the best strikers in the world.

The report claims that he is looking to stay put, but only if the club put him at par with best paid players in the league.

It should also be pointed out that is is still not certain that Alexander Hleb is leaving the club. The Belarus star's agent has claimed that he has informed Arsenal that his client is planning to leave the club, but unless Arsenal agree to the sale he will be forced to try to activate a buyout option (known as the Webster Clause).

You.Are.What.You.WEAR :p

2008-05-11T04:10:00.006+08:00

Top 5 Whorest Shirt This Week

2008-05-11T02:41:00.002+08:00

RESTRAINING ORDERS are just another way OF SAYING I LOVE YOU

I maybe Rapist but at least I Recycle

I Support SINGLE MUMS

IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS

look at my chest when im talking to you!

BEAT THIS CAPTION Contest !!

2008-05-11T01:32:00.004+08:00

Win a tough-as-nails, no-batteries-required survival radio!

1. Think you can outdo our underwhelming display of mediocrity? Enter your best line.

2. Leave your best caption, for the above photo, in the comment area. Make sure you leave your email after the caption.

Example: Kristi Yamaguchi has fallen on hard times - Amal@blogger.com

3. If you're the wittiest fella to enter, congrats—you'll score the amazing Eton FR2000 Voice-link radio.

4. Check back to see if you've won!

Drama.Selamba 50cents

2008-05-10T12:52:00.004+08:00

Yahoo and Google Announced Their TOP Searched KEYWORDS

2008-05-10T12:07:00.003+08:00

Yahoo!'s


  1. Britney Spears

  2. WWE

  3. Paris Hilton

  4. Naruto

  5. Beyonce

  6. Lindsay Lohan

  7. Rune Scape

  8. Fantasy Football

  9. Fergie

 10. Jessica Alba

Google's:


1. iphone

2. webkinz

3. tmz

4. transformers

5. youtube

6. club penguin

7. myspace

8. heroes

9. facebook

10. anna nicole smith

How.To.Make.Seafood Cheese Baby Burgers

2008-05-10T09:27:00.002+08:00

Baby Burgers with Seafood Cheese Filling
(Makes four 2-burger servings)
1 lb ground beef
1 8 oz container Salads of the Sea Seafood Cheese Spread
8 mini hamburger buns (or Hawaiian rolls) Sliced tomato
Sliced onion
Lettuce or baby greens
8 slices cheddar cheese

Form ground beef into eight 2-oz patties. Then use your finger to “dig” a hole in the center of each patty, and stuff each with one teaspoon of seafood cheese spread. Reshape beef to close up each hole before grilling burgers to desired temperature. As the burgers cook, assemble cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on each mini bun. Finally, place a cooked patty on top of each prepared bun, and enjoy.

Jobless Jack Ass Action

2008-05-10T09:12:00.003+08:00

Ever hear the lame expression meant to show humility: "I put my pants on same as you, one leg at a time"? Apparently these guys did, and decided screw that, we're better than the rest of you. Even though they are obviously jobless and have nothing better to do than spend hours sitting around, thinking up new and creative ways to put their pants on two legs at a time, to show the rest of us. (We can only hope a couple of them suffered ball-threatening zipper injuries during rehearsal.)

The only redeeming value I can see for having this skill is for when you're jumping out some
chick's window naked, after her husband comes
home early.

Jack Ass ....!

Ixoye's Diary (Page 2)

2008-05-10T07:38:00.001+08:00

Venue: Bilik Ka Dinah
Date: 10/3/2006
Waktu: 4ptg

Diary,

hari ani me dalam bilik ka dinah pasal bilik me ada nene me tidur...ia dtg dari tutong...diary, baby dalam parut me kan masuk 2 bulan udah..cana kan nie? tadi me ada bagitau tampat Jiah masalah me tapi ia nda dpt tolong sal ia pun nda tau apa tentang benda ani...me call hadi tadi, ia cakap ia kan kehutan 2 minggu...ish! lama dah nda jumpa hadi..hopefully hadi inda berubah hati arah me..afterall baby ani hadi punya...hadi inda tau me ada baby ani, takut me kan gtau krg ia tglkan me..me tanya ia napa jauhkan diri dari me kali ia ckp ia busy keraja...org cakap kalau org preganant mutah2..me alum plg mutah2...esuk bday Kilah, nda tau apakan dibagi, kwn ku sorang atu selalu ja busy sama bf..ish! diary, krg mlm me mau kepantai lagi..kalau dipantai saja utak ani tenang mun dirumah ani bah, ngalih dgr mama ani bising2...nda ku paham! diary, bedosa kah kalau me gugurkan ja baby ani? tapi me nda smpai hati..Allah maafkan dosa2 ku..aku tau aku telah banyak berdosa namun berikan aku sedetik ketenangan agar aku boleh buat keputusan utk hidup ku ani...Ya Allah...cana kan nie..nanggis ku pun nda beguna :( lelah me eh...

Jack Ass Gossips' Babes

2008-05-10T04:53:00.006+08:00

Natasza

Amal Akky

Bebe Betty

Denise.Milani.and.Her.New.Silicon.

2008-05-09T20:40:00.002+08:00

Nice one though Denise.

11 Tips getting Over Your Ex!

2008-05-09T19:58:00.002+08:00

Your sweetie ended it, that heartless girl/boy. Now your future is in shambles. You feel the need to panic and beg for her back. You'll do anything to make things right.

But no matter how you try, you can't get back to that little spot of sunlight where you were so comfortable and safe.

There's only one thing left for you to do: Forget her/him. I know it's not as easy as it sounds, but with this tips, you'll forget that girl/boy and pick up the pieces of your shattered heart -- and man/woman hood -- in no time.

1- Take her/him off that pedestal

Don't idolize her/him and build her/him up into something great. She/He is nothing of the sort. So don't gaze lovingly at pictures of her/him. Don't jump to answer her/his e-mail or phone calls. And definitely don't go out of your way for her/him. She/he no longer deserves preferential treatment.

2- Get closure

It's essential to definitively end any hopes of reconciliation between the two of you. And if you can't get that into your head, she/he owes you the courtesy of it crystal clear. She/he needs to tell you: "I never loved you. I don't love you now. We'll never get back together." After some prodding, she/he'll probably do it, just to get rid of you. It provides what therapists call "closure." And you can begin to heal.

3- Don't contact her/him

After the relationship reaches finality, you have to break off contact or you will go mad. Don't beg or cry. Don't drunk-dial. Don't write her e-mail. Don't send packages or CDs. Don't dedicate a song to her/him on the radio. Get the picture? She/he will find you if she/he wants to. And even if you can talk your way back into her/his arms, it's only a temporary reprieve. She/he already knows you want her/him back, and she/he doesn't care. Take that as a sign.

4- Get negative feelings out on paper

Write her/him a letter pouring out your negative and weepy feelings, then disassociate them from yourself. Throw the letter away or burn it. But definitely don't send it to her/him. You will only regret it. She/he will show her/his friends and her/his new boyfriend/girlfriend. And they will all share a good laugh.

5- Avoid her/his friends & the places she/he hangs

Don't venture into her/his territory. You won't be welcome. Find new places to hang out for the first few months and make new friends, if necessary. If any of your friends insist on maintaining contact with her/him, you may have to shut them out, too -- at least temporarily. After some time has passed, you should go back to living normally, and that means hanging out at these places and reconnecting with mutual friends.

6- Throw away anything that reminds you of her/him

You don't have to burn it all, but definitely get pictures, gifts, clothing, letters, and e-mail out of your living area, or at least out of your line of vision. If that means giving away roughly half of your wardrobe to get rid of the memory of her/him, so be it. As a rule of thumb, if the object reminds u of ur ex discard it. This can save your sanity.

7- Don't try to get your stuff back

Unless it's a diamond ring or something that's one-of-a-kind, you're better off not contacting her/him to get it back. DVDs, clothes, your extra toothbrush... just let 'em go. They're only possessions. Is it really worth the pain of being in her/his presence just to reclaim a pair of boxer shorts or thongs? Don't exchange your dignity for menial belongings.

8- Hang out with your friends

Let your buddies give you a reality check on how your ex wasn't all that to begin with, and that there are more fish in the sea. A little male/female camaraderie can go a long way towards getting your head straight. We've all been detonated by a woman/man before and most of us will likely get detonated again.

9- Exercise your newfound freedom

Freedom is always intoxicating. There's a world of activities you can partake in that you were never able to enjoy because your "other half" didn't approve. So indulge. Go to "The Mall". Build a sand man. Go hiking. Play video games on your computer. Watch TV all weekend. Do anything u want. Why not start boxing? Ideally, you want to find an activity that allows you to release your anger and alleviate stress.

10- Remember the bad times

If you feel nostalgic, then think of all the times she/he was a bitch/bastard to you. That should do it. Remember the time she/he made you wait endlessly to pick you up? Or the time she/he reminded you not too drink too much in front of your posse? Nobody wants that back.

11- Sleep with another girl/boy

Nothing reminds you that you are a man/woman quite like having a new woman/man in your bed. So take solace in the arms of another. Call it a rebound if you wish. Plenty of heartbroken guys/girls go this route and for a very good reason -- it makes you feel better, even if it's only temporary. So go out there and feel better about yourself!

Bonus Tips: Seduce somebody she's jealous of

Remember the hair stylist or the hot barmaid/tender your ex scolded you for looking at? Well, now's your chance to make a move that will pay off in more ways than just sex. Just think, if your ex finds out you've been fishing in familiar waters, it will drive her/him to the point of hysteria. This can be quite gratifying.

Yours Truly;
Jack Ass Author

Shawn From FRIENDSTER.com

2008-05-09T19:51:00.006+08:00

E-Mail from Shawn:

There's a problem, however, as I need to know how to hook up with a lady friend of mine. We've been close friends for about two years. That's the first mistake and, yes, I know that once the "friendship line" is crossed it’s hard to go back.

She's about an 8.0 and lately I've been getting these "urges" (I want to sleep with her). So, basically I need to know how to get her to jump back to the other side of the "friendship line" again. I've been doing the Cocky and funny routine for a while, she gets a kick out of it and it always brings a laugh and a long-lasting smile to her face. I'm constantly unpredictable -- always changing. Once she thinks she has me figured out, I switch it up again. Also, when she acts like she's really mad at me, I ignore her and let her have her little temper tantrum. I just simply walk away from her -- and she hates it! She's always saying "I hate it when you never give in!" and that’s how I know I'm doing a good job.

She said it'd be "too weird" for us to be together since we're such "good friends." Dave, is there something I can say to her to change her mind

This is my advice to you Shawn:

You're on the right track with this girl.

Next time she says something like, "I've thought about kissing you," you should say, "You're probably not that good of a kisser anyway," and change the subject. Then tease her about it later.

This sets up a challenge in her mind, and it will work wonders if done correctly.
Finally, say "Come here" and tell her to close her eyes. Lean in really close like you're going to kiss her, so she can feel your lips just touching hers, then lean back and say "never mind, I still bet that you don't know how to kiss.”

Get it?

After you do this three or four times, lean in to smell her neck. That should do it for you.

Yours Truly'
Jack Ass Author.

Amazing

2008-05-09T10:29:00.004+08:00

For the very first time I cried watching something on YouTube.
God, thank you for the sweetest yet greatest creation.
Wished I can meet this little angel and kiss her hands :'(

How.To.Be.The.Perfect.Girlfriend

2008-05-09T09:54:00.002+08:00

Car Crash?

2008-05-09T09:14:00.000+08:00

I guess I am not as sharp as I thought I was. I really thought this was a car crash, then realized its some really crazy piece of art on the wall.

Karma

2008-05-09T08:48:00.007+08:00

Do you believe in Karma?

Let me tell you a story about a little car named ChocoMyvi (a new name for N.T's car which she created 5 mins ago)

One day, after a long day at work, N.T returned to her apartment, up the parking lot she drove (her parking lot is on the first level), eager to set her ChocoMyvi into her little space (yes it's a girl) when she spotted something!

Some ChocoMyvi-looking car was already in the space her little ChocoMyvi used to sleep everynight!!!

"OMG, where is my dear Chocie going to sleep tonight!!" N.T said.

So she took out a piece of paper and very reluctantly wrote this down

Hoping that one day the owner don't come back to bash her little ChocoMyvi, she added in a Smiley Face, hoping to sound friendly. N.T is friendly. No, the exclamation marks were not meant to be mean, she was simply in a hyper mood.

So yea, she hope that the Mashi Maro Pillow Owner gets the point and remove her little chocokenari from her ChocoMyvi bedroom.

Here I asked again, do you believe in Karma?

I do. Now.

Two weeks since that incident, N.T woke one morning, walked down to see her ChocoMyvi in her bed comfortably. She guess she was so tired, she was sleeping sideways.

Then N.T saw a note on her little ChocoMyvi backside.

Karma, definitely Karma~~

Charlotte.Church.is.VERY.Pregnant

2008-05-09T08:41:00.000+08:00

You know how your boobs get big when you get pregnant? Charlotte Church, who already had some big boobs to begin with, has some serious pregnancy boobs going on.

She is currently pregnant with Gavin Henson’s baby. The baby is due in September. I gotta say I love the Char and she really does look happy to be with child.

OMG!.Brooke.Hogan.Is.So.Ridiculously.Tragic

2008-05-09T08:37:00.002+08:00

Brooke Hogan is like our nation’s self-appointed ambassador of White Trash.

Think this all the way through with me people. This either went one of two ways:

1) Someone took the time to stencil and cut out pants that look like that. Then, Brooke Hogan saw them and was like, “I would like to be seen in those pants, preferably in front of an enormous number of my fellow human beings.”

2) Brooke Hogan was like, “You know what I need for my show? Jeans, but without the entire top. Like, I want everything below the knees to be there, but for the top part I would just like to be wearing underwear. Then I will go on stage in front of lots of people and make sounds come out of my mouth while wearing them and behave as though there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way I am dressed. Can someone make that happen for me?” And THEN someone was like, “Yes. I will participate in such a monstrosity.”

Either way. Fucking kill me now.

Holy.Goat! There.Are.Additional.Hilton.Children

2008-05-09T08:15:00.001+08:00

Thankfully, someone thought to mug at least one of them at knifepoint.

As if Paris and Nicky weren’t enough Hilton spawn for one planet, it turns out there are two other Hilton chidren, younger brothers Barron and Conrad, neither of whom are legally allowed to be in drinking establishments. I’ve actually been peripherally aware of the existence of these two for awhile, but, in the shadow of Paris and Nicky, it’s almost like they can’t possibly be real. Like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s older brother and younger sister; these people can’t actually exist. Until, you know, they get mugged at knifepoint.

WHILE PARIS Hilton was sneaking into prison in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Monday morning, her younger brother, Barron, was getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station.

Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be 18, had shown up earlier at Stereo on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club,” said an eyewitness.

“They were waiting outside Stereo. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.

“An hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group, and they all got out. One had a knife and was trying to get money out of the kids.

“One guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife. The attackers didn’t get any money,” said the witness.

“Eventually Barron and his friends all piled into a cab.” The insider added that the guards recognized Barron because “he tries to get into Stereo all the time.”

Ha. Clearly he’s trying to follow in his sisters’ footsteps. I can’t wait.

Yes,That.Was.Vanessa.Minnillo

2008-05-09T08:06:00.004+08:00

For all you commenters who noted that the other girl posing in the Lindsay Lohan knife pictures (look back to my archive) looked a lot like Vanessa Minnillo, indeed she is!

THE mystery brunette posing sexily with a knife at Lindsay Lohan’s throat in photos that ran in yesterday’s New York Post is Vanessa Minnillo, who might have a hard time getting a new job because of the risqué party pictures.

The beauty is gaining a bad rep in the TV industry for her diva-like behavior at work and hard partying outside the studio.

While friends of Minnillo insist it was she who decided not to renew the contract with “ET,” insiders say her bosses at CBS Paramount soured on her when she covered the Grammys in February. Minnillo was not assigned to the Academy Awards in March.

When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, “she was extremely high maintenance,” said one source. “She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn’t want to work.

“Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them,” said the source. “She wouldn’t conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job.”

Remember when Vanessa dropped the F-bomb on live TV on New Year’s Eve? Heh. That was pretty cool.

Wax.Artist.Ain't.No.Joke

2008-05-09T08:01:00.001+08:00

You gotta admit, that’s a pretty good likeness from the people at Madame Tussauds. I think one thing that helps them is that Paris always has the same annoying smirk, whether for a mug shot or out on the town.

This may be why people don’t find her so authentic. Spend a few weeks working on that smile my liege!

Audrey.Tatou.Is.An.Elf

2008-05-09T07:58:00.000+08:00

But she’s as cute as a button in my humble opinion.

Also, if you haven’t seen Amelie you should go rent it right now. You’ll thank me later, perhaps over tea.

And don’t worry, I’ve sent out some inquiries as to who the hell that giant woman sneaking up behind her about to eat her neck is. When I get to the bottom of it I’ll give you a full report.

Joe.Francis.Out.On.Bail

2008-05-09T07:50:00.002+08:00

Sometimes I don’t think this guy would get half the press he does if TMZ didn’t have so much fun making up words like “pimpresario” and “sexecutive.” I prefer to call him “jackass.” I imagine his cell mates called him “bitch.” Whatever your special pet name for Joe Francis, he was released from a Nevada jail on $1.5M bail on Monday afternoon. However, officials in Florida still want him for sexual performance with a minor and smuggling sleeping pills into jail. So, with any luck, he’ll be back in jail soon, and I can throw my third “Joe Francis Is Safely In Jail!” party of this year. They’re always a lot of fun. We have chips, dip, tuna sandwich. The usual. Says Joe’s rep:

“We are pleased with today’s decision. The Court conducted a very thorough analysis of the facts and determined that Mr. Francis’ release is appropriate in this case. The Court ruled that the conditions of Mr. Francis’ bail were sufficient to compel Mr. Francis to appear in court and to comply with Court orders. Now this allows us to address the issue of bail in his Florida case.”

Heh. See you back in jail soon, Joey.

Totally.Sober

2008-05-09T07:42:00.000+08:00

Look at me! Drinking RedBull! I’m not having booze! Remember me everybody I’m so cool, I went to rehab.

I’m so bored of Jesse. He really only held my attention when his shirt was off.

Sobriety is so the new black.

Ixoye's Diary (Page 1)

2008-05-09T07:09:00.005+08:00

*I found this diary when I was hanging out with my friends at Pantai Jerudong. Thought I wanna share it with everyone. I have to replace names stated in the diary. But i didn't change the places, times and dates. I follow exactly what she wrote in the diary. Every sentences and every symbols.

Venue: Pantai Jerudong
Date: 7/3/2006
Waktu: 7.10 am

Dear Diary,

Me stress berabis at home...inda tau cana kan explain arah my mum and dad that me pregnant...me kan nanggis saja, most of the times...Hadi, my boyfriend pun macam menjauhkan diri...I wanna kill this baby but..but me nda berani...me mau buang ja but me takut...Ombak, kalau ombak dapat dengar rintihan me, me mau ombak bawa me jauh dari sini...kalau angin dapat bercakap sama me, me mau angin bagitau me apa yang harus me buat. .....

Ish! Ka Dinah miscolKa Dinah telefon cari me...but me bagitau ia me tampat rumah Hadi...I've to lie, kalau Ka Dinah tau me sorang-sorang dipantai, heran ia krg..i need to call Hadi but my credit low..ish! Ya Allah, cana tah me nie kan mengatasi segala masalah ani...damn eh!.....diary, me nda lagi tau apa yang kan di cakap kan...me mau mandi pantai ani tapi sajuk, pagi masih nie...kan jauh dari sini minyak kereta inda cukup...shit! boh! berbunyi telepon..majal! jap diary me jwb lu ah.....

*to be continue

Big.Talk

2008-05-08T19:54:00.000+08:00

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis

Jack Ass Jokes

2008-05-08T19:51:00.000+08:00

A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.”

“What are you thinking now?” the wife asks as she undresses.

The husband quickly replies: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

Vanessa.Hudson.Sex.Tape?

2008-05-08T10:13:00.000+08:00

Ready for Vanessa Hudson sex tape scandal? What’s possibly nothing but a rumor, the claims that Vanessa shot a cell phone video of herself sitting under a Christmas tree naked, wearing nothing more than a Santa hat and red thong decorated with mistletoe. Apparently, Hudgey says some shit like “I want Santa to come up my chimney because I’ve been a good little girl this year.” LOL, who comes up with this shit?

The High School Musical actress has previously dealt with a scandal after pictures of her posing naked a appeared on the internet. The 19-year-old is currently in Texas filming her new movie ‘Will.’ She has also signed on for the third and final installment of High School Musical. Her boyfriend and co-star Zac Efron has signed on as well as her close friend Ashley Tisdale.

I’ll believe it when I see it. TransWorldNews doesn’t exactly seem like a legit source, so hold out and if a sex tape surfaces, be sure to find it posted here!

Sexiest.Hollywood.Butt's

2008-05-08T08:00:00.000+08:00

Left : Kim Kardashian
Right : Jessica Biel